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How dare they. We are not the same.



How dare they. We are not the same.

by Scarlet-Lizard-4765

31 Comments

  1. We didn’t have all of our talent on one damned line.

  2. Ben_Frank_Lynn

    Well they’re down 0-2 so you won’t have to see this for much longer.

  3. NotEqualInSQL

    You guys do have a better jersey and logo, and by far.

  4. NotTheRocketman

    They’re getting smoked so they have to cling to something.

    The irony is, the Panthers are the team that actually plays like the Blues did; mean, physical, nasty, with great depth, defense and goaltending. Except Bob is even better than Binner was.

  5. quantumdildo

    Had ol’ Crazy Eyes Bortuzzo start whaling on a teammate in the middle of practice ❌

  6. ShutUpIDontGiveAFuck

    Damn, y’all are rooting against the Oilers? I love Tarasenko and I’d be happy for him and the Tkachuk legacy if the Panthers win, but I’d like to see the Oilers win it.

  7. We played excellent 5 on 5 hockey. The opposite of the pp merchant Oilers

  8. But the Oilers didn’t have boom boom Gunnarsson stand right next to their head coach at the pisser and say he just needs one more chance

  9. Illustrious-Mode3868

    Being in last place in the league in late January is way different than November.

  10. Twisty96

    They are doing a lot of talking for not winning the cup. If they win, sure I get the comparisons, they would be appropriate. That sure is a really big IF though.

  11. Putin_inyoFace

    Yeah. But they forgot about our X factor.

    The cutest, most adorable and lovable service dog dropout.

    ![gif](giphy|cYR7mGx0HX2bbLasci|downsized)

  12. SnipSnapSnarf

    You could probably make comparisons with every team.

  13. Box_of_leftover_lego

    The Blues entire run to the cup, being last, heavily doubted, then winning it all.

    It’s still one of my favorite NHL storylines ever.

  14. TheStuffle

    – Has one Jordan Binnington?

    – Has four scoring lines?

    Florida is deep and built for the playoffs, Edmonton is just McJesus and friends. He can only carry so hard. Florida looks more like the 2019 Blues than any other team I can think of.

  15. WestCoastGriller

    When you live in a dump like Edmonton. Hockey is everything.

  16. PositivePrimary8773

    Unfortunately the oilers will be lucky to win a single game in this series. They have no defense, an average goalie and rely on 2 players to get everything done. FL takes this one easily and the cup makes a visit to STL for the 4th time in just under 6 years thanks to Maroon lol

  17. tronix80

    Panthers have solved Vasilevskiy, Ullmark, and Shesterkin. Skinner will be no prob.

  18. arstechnophile

    They forgot one other crucial detail…

    Had Patrick Maroon ✅ Has Corey Perry ❌

    The curse is real and undefeated.

  19. Dependent-Pace-5315

    But the Panthers style is more like the Blues. Get it down low, cycle and grind. Old school physical hockey.

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