Edmonton playing Mario kart just makes sense in my brain and it makes me happy
kenny2525
This is the first time I’ve sided with Edmonton.
Mario Kart > Poker, all day
MikeMendoza29
I think the best part about this article is that Nurse sucks at Mario Kart just as much as he sucks at hockey.
morrowwm
Surprised the Panthers aren’t play something even edgier, eg Russian roulette.
AffectionateMetal794
Just play Ballatro
TheIncredibleHork
See this actually makes sense. The Oilers are just meta-gaming the Stanley Cup Finals in a Mario Kart sort of way.
When you’re crazy behind in Mario Kart, you get the better items. First you get the Blue Shell, nuke the leader to make them nervous, next is triple Red Shells to slowly hinder them and piss them off more, then a Starman to avoid the green shells and banana peels thrown behind the leader, and lastly you get the Bullshit Bill that lasts a *little* longer than it should and pass them at the last second, causing full rage meltdown.
Panther gonna get Mario Karted, game 7 double overtime confirmed.
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The Drift Kings vs the Gambling Kings.
Edmonton playing Mario kart just makes sense in my brain and it makes me happy
This is the first time I’ve sided with Edmonton.
Mario Kart > Poker, all day
I think the best part about this article is that Nurse sucks at Mario Kart just as much as he sucks at hockey.
Surprised the Panthers aren’t play something even edgier, eg Russian roulette.
Just play Ballatro
See this actually makes sense. The Oilers are just meta-gaming the Stanley Cup Finals in a Mario Kart sort of way.
When you’re crazy behind in Mario Kart, you get the better items. First you get the Blue Shell, nuke the leader to make them nervous, next is triple Red Shells to slowly hinder them and piss them off more, then a Starman to avoid the green shells and banana peels thrown behind the leader, and lastly you get the Bullshit Bill that lasts a *little* longer than it should and pass them at the last second, causing full rage meltdown.
Panther gonna get Mario Karted, game 7 double overtime confirmed.