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An underlying battle of the 2024 Stanley Cup Final? Mario Kart vs. Poker



An underlying battle of the 2024 Stanley Cup Final? Mario Kart vs. Poker

by kundu123

7 Comments

  1. Edmonton playing Mario kart just makes sense in my brain and it makes me happy

  2. kenny2525

    This is the first time I’ve sided with Edmonton.

    Mario Kart > Poker, all day

  3. MikeMendoza29

    I think the best part about this article is that Nurse sucks at Mario Kart just as much as he sucks at hockey.

  4. Surprised the Panthers aren’t play something even edgier, eg Russian roulette.

  5. TheIncredibleHork

    See this actually makes sense. The Oilers are just meta-gaming the Stanley Cup Finals in a Mario Kart sort of way.

    When you’re crazy behind in Mario Kart, you get the better items. First you get the Blue Shell, nuke the leader to make them nervous, next is triple Red Shells to slowly hinder them and piss them off more, then a Starman to avoid the green shells and banana peels thrown behind the leader, and lastly you get the Bullshit Bill that lasts a *little* longer than it should and pass them at the last second, causing full rage meltdown.

    Panther gonna get Mario Karted, game 7 double overtime confirmed.

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