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No fucking way our new GM has PATENTS. He has fucking PATENTS. Some as recent as 6 months ago. Bro needs to stay BUSY



No fucking way our new GM has PATENTS. He has fucking PATENTS. Some as recent as 6 months ago. Bro needs to stay BUSY

by AtomicBadger33

14 Comments

  1. do those patents translate to Stanley cups???? ok he’s smart but make it happen on the ice.

  2. spooky_cicero

    This is cool and I know tulsky is smart, but filing patents alone doesn’t mean all that much, especially when the patents seem to be related to chemistry and we need a general manager for a hockey team.

  3. nitroblast

    Speaking as someone who has a patent, the whole issuance process can take years.

  4. JKthePolishGhost

    Dude has a PhD in chemistry. Mah boy is smart

  5. Peace_and_Love40

    My wife has a PHD in Chemical Engineering. Brilliant. She would be a shitty GM. Often those brilliant minded folks don’t have the best bedside manner. BUT I take solace in that he can be surrounded by others that do. And we can use him for his algorithms.

  6. Made sure he got that job update posted quick lmao

  7. armadachamp

    Y’all, he’s been the assistant GM for some time, and Dundon has been giving him promotions to keep him from leaving for a GM job elsewhere. He’s been involved in personnel decisions since before we turned the team around.

    The patents thing is just a fun side note since there’s nothing else for the Canes social media to talk about right now.

  8. grasshopper7167

    Yeah but can he run the restaurant across the street?

  9. UpsetAstronomer

    Guys, I don’t think our GM has ever been the problem….

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