Your 2023-2025 Vancouver Canucks

45 Comments

1. johnnyzunami 3 months ago

   As per shitposting summer tradition

2. AllthingskinkCA 3 months ago

   I love hockey

3. beesonmyknees 3 months ago

   Hoglander is a rocket

4. Vagus10 3 months ago

   😑

5. YaboiMiro 3 months ago

   Quality shit post! 🤣 

6. mrg3392 3 months ago

   Theodora Bluegar looking pretty good 👀

7. nihilism_ftw 3 months ago

   Who is 2nd photo, 2nd row, column 1?

8. TotesMyGoatse 3 months ago

   I’m having some strange feelings…

9. Agreeable-Bid-4535 3 months ago

   Damn…I’d bop every one of them dudes…I mean chics…I mean…wait what?

10. julesieee 3 months ago

    Elissa Pettersson, Jacey Tracey Miller, Queen Hughes, and Nelia Hoglinda ❤️🤤🤤🥵

    Andrea Kuzmenka 😭😭😭

    Erica Tochett 💀

11. AccomplishedAd4995 3 months ago

    okay podkolzin 😍

12. djblackprince 3 months ago

    I’m so confused

13. nodarknesswillendure 3 months ago

    The offseason content we both need and deserve

14. Airshock13 3 months ago

    Zadorova is making me feel things

15. westcoaster86 3 months ago

    Ms. Myers’ neck is accurately represented.

16. Rudd_Threebeers 3 months ago

    Dakota Joshua (already a girl name)…hello

17. ISurvivedCOVID19 3 months ago

    Equally cursed and hilarious

18. k1ngp1ne 3 months ago

    The Canucks are so hot right now

19. Sad_Initiative_2901 3 months ago

    Linus and hog. Oh baby

20. themightythorgy 3 months ago

    Brockolina Boeser is a cutie.

21. skyequinnwrites 3 months ago

    I like how it’s obvious who’s who just based on general face shape/neck

22. mediocreguitarist604 3 months ago

    Casey sure has kind eyes… 👀

    Female Zadorov could be Borat’s next wife, ripe for plowing fields.

    Willander at the end there looks like a Swedish indie pop singer.

23. ArchimedesHeel 3 months ago

    Nikolina Zadorov looking like she just stumbled away from Hastings and Main.

24. brodiefilm 3 months ago

    Can we not fucking do this

25. drakethesnake94 3 months ago

    I’m sad that whoever is on Page 2 Row 3 Column 1 isn’t a real person 😞

26. kumanoodle 3 months ago

    Where’s Joshua?

27. dl9500 3 months ago

    Won’t recognize any of them in May, once their playoff beards fill in!

28. Heroiism 3 months ago

    Dak could get it idc

29. NotaRussianChabot 3 months ago

    Canucks reddit is undefeated

30. ChuckFeathers 3 months ago

    Certified Beauticians every one.

31. nnwan225 3 months ago

    Smash, next.

32. Rahtgooves 3 months ago

    Haha where the sedin sisters at? Asking for a friend (Bolland)

33. Wulfgangrene 3 months ago

    Quinnie Hughes

34. JustAnotherMark604 3 months ago

    Speaking of heatwave

35. cormack49 3 months ago

    I’ve spent too much time looking at the post and now I’m confused about stuff

36. AhSum89 3 months ago

    Smash, next question

37. Opie43 3 months ago

    TIL that Cindy Crawford is actually just Rick Tochett with a wig.

38. the_chaco_kid 3 months ago

    I have the weirdest boner right now

39. DaftFunky 3 months ago

    Demko wtf ,🥵🥵🥵

40. Arkroma 3 months ago

    Does anyone have an answer key for this? Most of them I can figure out but page 2 row 2 second from left next to Bains has me flummoxed.

41. Icy-Wing-3092 3 months ago

    Smash

42. 60poor 3 months ago

    Shelovs’ got that crazy eye

43. JustWannaChill82 3 months ago

    Please don’t ever post this again. Gna give me nightmares

44. solowsoloist 3 months ago

    Canucks new ice girls?

45. boowayo 3 months ago

    I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me