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Utah’s 10,000 unobstructed seats



Utah’s 10,000 unobstructed seats

by Only-Reels

11 Comments

  1. Minamus_Majesticus

    That’s why they’re making plans to build a new stadium

  2. I wish I could be the first one to fart in one of those

  3. ChainChompBigMoney

    “Can I see you tickets? Great, you just have to walk up to row 55. Good luck.”

  4. Livin_In_A_Dream_

    Tix should be cheap enough to fly in and see my team play cheaper than it would in my hometown!

  5. concerts85701

    Hope they figure out how to drape those empty seats behind the goals. I’d think empty risers would be super distracting to a player’s depth perception.

    And the team is arena jinxed. Hope they don’t build a whole new one just for hockey.

  6. And Betman didn’t want a franchise is Winnipeg because the stadium is too small. 40% bigger than this.

  7. Thanks for stealing my team Utah. Now I get to make fun of your stupid name and no fan attendance.

  8. JamieRoth5150

    Well at least theyll fill that place. The Yoyes couldn’t fill the 5000 seat mullet dog house

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