Rossi is gonna need to manually bend a barbell into the shape of a hockey stick if he keeps training like this. No Bauer or CCM will withstand his power. They’re gonna need to test steroids to check if they’re made of Marco Rossi. This guy does wrist curls while he sleeps. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be calling to ask him how this Austrian dynamo can build so much muscle.
CitizenStrife
Russo’s code for: Guerin, if you trade this guy for Laine, you are fucking stupid.
Oh wait, no, that’s me saying this.
Paladad
Marco truly gives his all to the team. Choosing the Wild over Olympic qualifiers is mad dedication
FloweringSkull67
What is his grit factor though? That’s all that matters to ole uncle Billy
EliAsH__
>be Marco Rossi
>play for nhl team
>already good, but I could be better
>train every day
>sister’s wedding coming up, not going because I need the gainz
>invited to help my country qualify for the olympics
>this will affect my gainz
>decline, obviously, olympics is a scam
>continue perpetually training
OhHiTony
Truly insane this team is dragging their feet at every step to commit to this guy.
Finnwood92
Absolutely needs to play with Kirill, atleast until Yurov gets here and then re-evaluate.
Hank_Scorpio_ObGyn
Rossi would get a nice contract with a NMC if he were a middling 3rd line center who’s only skill is the intangible “grit factor.”
Above_Avg_Chips
I see a 25g 30a+ season from this man.
Critical-Fault-1617
What does he mean by “another big year?” He hasn’t even had one big year with us yet. 40 points in 82 games shouldn’t be considered a big year. I’m excited for Rossi, but come on here.
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Rossi is gonna need to manually bend a barbell into the shape of a hockey stick if he keeps training like this. No Bauer or CCM will withstand his power. They’re gonna need to test steroids to check if they’re made of Marco Rossi. This guy does wrist curls while he sleeps. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be calling to ask him how this Austrian dynamo can build so much muscle.
Russo’s code for: Guerin, if you trade this guy for Laine, you are fucking stupid.
Oh wait, no, that’s me saying this.
Marco truly gives his all to the team. Choosing the Wild over Olympic qualifiers is mad dedication
What is his grit factor though? That’s all that matters to ole uncle Billy
>be Marco Rossi
>play for nhl team
>already good, but I could be better
>train every day
>sister’s wedding coming up, not going because I need the gainz
>invited to help my country qualify for the olympics
>this will affect my gainz
>decline, obviously, olympics is a scam
>continue perpetually training
Truly insane this team is dragging their feet at every step to commit to this guy.
Absolutely needs to play with Kirill, atleast until Yurov gets here and then re-evaluate.
Rossi would get a nice contract with a NMC if he were a middling 3rd line center who’s only skill is the intangible “grit factor.”
I see a 25g 30a+ season from this man.
What does he mean by “another big year?” He hasn’t even had one big year with us yet. 40 points in 82 games shouldn’t be considered a big year. I’m excited for Rossi, but come on here.
This is good to know
Rossi is professional
Raining goals next year