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by DERELICT1212

20 Comments

  1. SnooCapers5118

    A collapsing Isles team makes sense. McDavid will probably follow

  2. resumethegloom

    “Could” doing a biblical amount of lifting in that sentence.

  3. Winter-Proposal-6935

    I can’t believe people are even wasting time and being paid to write these articles. Sid will play and die and Pittsburgh Penguin

  4. Lambcakez

    I’m thinking about trying out for sid’s spot if he leaves. I’m at 36 year young prospect who hasn’t played in 20 years but I’m a crafty veteran prospect.

  5. The amount of clickbait sports articles from random fan blogs is nauseating. “Proposed trade sees Penguins vastly improved?!” I try to block as many as I can, but they’re popping up like weeds.

  6. Why is everybody so confident he re-signs? It’s been 43 days…

  7. Why would he land with the islanders if he wants to win a cup?

  8. MrPotatoheadEsq

    I think I have equal chance of playing my last NHL game on long Island as Sid

  9. MouthofthePenguin

    Did someone sign their name to that horseshit?

    I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen autographed poo.

  10. Zealousideal_Rent261

    If he wants another cup he has to leave.

  11. Stamkos didn’t pull anything the guy wasn’t given an offer this makes zero sense

  12. DemandezLesOiseaux

    Can the off-season be over soon? This one feels extra long. 

  13. krazninetyfive

    I’ve posted this before here, and while I don’t think the idea of Crosby retiring not as a Penguin is as unthinkable as some would suggest, if he does leave, I think it’ll be one of the following:

    1. Go to Colorado to play with MacKinnon;

    2. Go to whichever Canadian team has the best shot at a Cup to try and end his career by being the captain to bring the Cup back to Canada;

    3. If Malkin and Letang retire before him, and if Tampa is a contender, going down there to play with Jake.

    I don’t see any other scenario where he leaves Pittsburgh.

  14. icecoldbrewster

    That’s clickbait if I’ve ever seen it

  15. The only way Crosby plays on Long Island is for a pens away game

  16. HoldMyBrew_

    If Crosby goes anywhere in the metro I don’t think I’d ever overcome this form of depression.

  17. HoldMyBrew_

    If Crosby is leaving he’s going to the Avalanche. That or nice weather but I don’t think he cares about nice weather.

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