AI has determined Canucks are NHL’s most attractive team | Offside

18 Comments

1. decentish36 3 months ago

   This is why they chose Aman over Podkolzin

2. julesieee 3 months ago

   To be fair, every time Nils BIG HOG Höglander scores a goal, the Canuck fanbase has a collective orgasm.

   Edit: Oops it’s Aman. Wrong Nils.

3. RMNVBE 3 months ago

   This is exactly what AI was invented for! WERE NUMBER 1!

4. BIFAL 3 months ago

   10/10 offseason content. This is why I’m here.

5. yepireckon 3 months ago

   And the fans are the most attractive, sexy and smart and coolest too

6. Monk44 3 months ago

   STOP THE POLLS

7. memorieswriter 3 months ago

   I mean, if they didn’t take out Boes, that’s a massive outlier in our favor. But still, we’re obviously the hottest.

8. vannuck74 3 months ago

   Has anyone been able to find a list including all 32 teams? I’m annoyingly curious as to where all the teams finished, but I can’t seem to find a full list.

9. JTMilleriswortha1st 3 months ago

   Our Handsome/60 is off the charts

10. Jazzlike_Kick_5434 3 months ago

    Well yeah, anyone who saw the Canucks AI girl versions yearbook already knows this.

11. The_Cozy_Burrito 3 months ago

    Sexiest coach too

12. SpectreFire 3 months ago

    This is the real reason why we didn’t sign Kessel last season. Allvin was afraid the team might become [too attractive](https://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3115131/kessel_3.jpg).

13. AlphonzInc 3 months ago

    This is the real Stanley Cup

14. Far_Out_6and_2 3 months ago

    All their wifes and girl friends are off the charts

15. ColetteOlivier12 3 months ago

    Agree

16. apcymru 3 months ago

    Aman? You could use his eyebrows as a level. It’s gotta be Prince Charming.

17. lbiggy 3 months ago

    Also humans.

18. Looney_forner 3 months ago

    I mean, in a game of kiss-marry-kill between Brock, Garland, and Miller, it’s a tough fucking ask