On August 20, 2024, the Columbus Blue Jackets traded Patrik Laine to the Montreal Canadiens. Here’s the full satirical coverage and analysis. Welcome to Potato Hockey News!
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0:00 Intro
0:10 Trade details
1:39 Outro
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Do you think Montreal will certainly and permanently turn Lainey into a pumpkin like it did with Finnish compatriot Joel Armia? 🤔
Why did you do my boy Harris dirty?