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PRESEASON GAME 1- stars @ Avalanche



PRESEASON GAME 1- stars @ Avalanche

by blondespikes22

49 Comments

  2. rohlinxeg

    Real ones show up for the jumbotron-feed-only exhibition games with no announcers

  4. Jordan_Madden

    Any streams with announcers? If not I’ll take what I can get after this long

  6. rohlinxeg

    I love how they’re putting the name ID on players seemingly at random.

    KYLINGTON IS HERE, he doesn’t have the puck, AND HE’S MOVING 0MPH.

  7. ZeldaTheOuchMouse

    I dont care if its the preseason, ive missed you fuckers 🫶🏻

  8. rohlinxeg

    I choose to believe Ryker is in the 4th row by himself, double-fisting beers and giving color commentary to the empty chairs around him.

  9. Skellephant

    Oh God, I’m having Geometry class flashbacks. What is happening?!

  10. chris8816

    The puck tracking plus the lines drawn to connect the players on the penalty kill is fixing to induce a seizure.

  11. rohlinxeg

    Guys, we’re down 1-0 in the first period of the first exhibition game of the preseason.

    Somebody talk me off the ledge.

  12. chris8816

    ESPN Producer 1: Which on ice graphics should we try?

    ESPN Producer 2: Yes.

  13. PuffPuff97

    How pathetic does Dallas have to be to have Kyrou and lundkvist playing against the Colorado Eagles 😭

  15. rohlinxeg

    THAT’S MY GUY… (checks roster card) MATTHEW PHILLIPS!

  16. ExeTcutHiveE

    Just turned it on and we scored. Good vibes for the season.

  17. Awkward_traveler

    How I feel trying to follow this game.

    ![gif](giphy|XI3OsTKpljGbm)

  18. ItHardToSay17

    That goal horn was preposterously loud and i love it

  19. 97NA8

    Bet none of yall noticed they’re not doing virtual ads on the boards either

  20. Elusive_Manatee

    More junk on the screen than an Ubisoft game.

  21. Adoreible95

    Halftime vs LIVE SPORTS?

    I think I’d rather have Halftime.

  23. Erpverts

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  24. TheAngledian

    Let’s fucking gooooo our powerplay is still a dumpster fire

    We’re so fucking back

    Edit: Just kidding now we’re ACTUALLY so fucking back

  25. Happykittykattt

    HEY HEY HEY!!

    Missed ya’ll so much 😭

    LLLLFFGGGGG AVS FAITHFUL!

  26. rohlinxeg

    Puck trail? Fine.

    Penalty kill bungie cords? Not for me.

  28. monkinator

    I know it’s just preseason but man I missed hockey lol

  30. monkinator

    “your event has ended.” I beg to differ ESPN

  31. Skellephant

    ESPN+ I’m pretty sure the event did not end.

  39. Elusive_Manatee

    That means we won right? No reason to check the score later. Good game guys!

  40. VlRTUALRlOT

    Lol right at the puck drop for the big pkill.

  42. mtwstr

    This must be why they had halftime after the first period

  45. someguyfromsk

    ESPN out here making sure everyone remembers they are terrible at this.

  46. cheetaratops

    Now Connor sounds like he called in on his phone. Ha.

  47. AllRushMixTapes

    All of a sudden, my radio feed is being broadcast from AM radio straight out of Dayton, Ohio, live on a potato.

  49. Outside_Abroad_3516

    TRADE EVERYBODY FIRE BEDNAR NOW THIS SEASON WE ARENT GOING TO DO ANYTHING

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