Attn: DUCKS PR staff— if you have to mention your own “Big dUck energy,” that’s a little dUck energy move. Also, what a disgusting slogan to be using. What’s next? Renaming the street team to OnlyFowls?
Attn: DUCKS PR staff— if you have to mention your own “Big dUck energy,” that’s a little dUck energy move. Also, what a disgusting slogan to be using. What’s next? Renaming the street team to OnlyFowls?
It’s not the size of the duck in the pond. It’s how he uses his stick.
BathSaltMurderer
OnlyFowls is absolutely fantastic.
Thoreauitinthebag
Give yer balls a tug
opm881
Why are americans always so sheltered when it comes to anything that could be even slightly related to sex, but when it comes to guns its like the fucking oprah winfrey show? Its a pun on a common saying, chill the fuck out dude. I mean fuck, do you not realise we can see your reddit comment history?
Cryoflyte
No shame in OnlyFowls. Ducks have bills.
threatleve12
Next shirt is a picture of Fowler with his face scarred up with the words onlyfowls
Spiff_GN
Found the guy with small dick energy
mkhart
Only fowls is genius I hope the team socials see this and can implement.
bjabel
What a Shinfo post
Doyoulikemypace
Attn: Ducks PR staff, don’t listen to this guy.
kdizzl12
Might be the post of the year
gopackgo555
I wanted to make fun of your post but kudos on being clever enough to come up with OnlyFowls. They should call the membership club that.
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Settle down lmao
What a fucken rant
Go watch baseball
It’s not the size of the duck in the pond. It’s how he uses his stick.
OnlyFowls is absolutely fantastic.
Give yer balls a tug
Why are americans always so sheltered when it comes to anything that could be even slightly related to sex, but when it comes to guns its like the fucking oprah winfrey show? Its a pun on a common saying, chill the fuck out dude. I mean fuck, do you not realise we can see your reddit comment history?
No shame in OnlyFowls. Ducks have bills.
Next shirt is a picture of Fowler with his face scarred up with the words onlyfowls
Found the guy with small dick energy
Only fowls is genius I hope the team socials see this and can implement.
What a Shinfo post
Attn: Ducks PR staff, don’t listen to this guy.
Might be the post of the year
I wanted to make fun of your post but kudos on being clever enough to come up with OnlyFowls. They should call the membership club that.
I just knew the comments were gonna be juicy
Chill out, Daniel
Damn Daniel. Must’ve missed out on the Vans.
Not downvoting cuz I laughed at OnlyFowls
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Show me on the duck where they hurt you
You sound like an Anaheim Cuck
New for the 24-25 season, Wild Wang.
Lmao there’s no fucking way you’re offended by this. Jesus
Clutch those pearls a little tighter. That’s the real Little Duck Energy.