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Might have to switch banks because of this



Might have to switch banks because of this

by quarterblcknas

34 Comments

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  2. Much_Football_8216

    Good lord that hairline is trash.

  3. OnlineEgg

    i so desperately want to dust ur keyboard for u

  4. TermLongueuil

    Dont forget to thank RBC for the new patch on the home jerseys

  5. Imaged_for_posterity

    If RBC is our jersey sponsor, WTH isn’t that a Habs player?

  6. LittleLionMan82

    He’ll have more goals this season than hairs left on that precarious line.

  7. jaguarnihilist

    I love that Matthews embrace his wierd hairline and just doesnt seem to give a fuck. Respect

  8. Chaotic_Conundrum

    I hate his fucking smug face so much

  9. backwardzhatz

    This should be grounds for removal from the jersey

  10. Rbc logo on habs jersey was bad enough.. but now a leafs is their figure head? Ahaha what a joke that bank

  11. BV_Zamboni21

    Christ does he look like a skeezer…![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)

  12. WhatEvery1sThinking

    Trying to gaslight us into thinking he’s some sort of GQ model. Sorry, the guy is an amazing player but he still looks like an enlarged taint

  13. veranedi

    He would benefit from wearing a hat and never taking it off.

  14. OkYogurt636

    Does he wear a custom helmet to accommodate that forehead?

  15. Edward_L_Norton

    This gives off a Ron Jeremy vibe. Turtleneck and jacket. #dorrtodoorinsurancesalesguy

  16. Dank_Bubu

    I hated the RBC patch when they announced but I got over it.

    This is where I draw the line.

  17. FUCK RBC!

    Ils ont déjà tâchés la sainte flanelle et maintenant ceci!

    J’aurais jamais aucun service de RBC.

  18. SolsticeDrift

    Another reason not to open an account with rbc🥲

  19. Timeman5

    He looks like he would do banking or selling insurance

  20. mrpopenfresh

    Auston Matthews as a spokesman is basically admitting your sales staff are sleazy

  21. Salty_Feed9404

    There’s no “might” about it. Pull all your money immediately.

  22. Buddiboi95

    Can someone photoshop his head getting bigger.

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