Keep his fucking name out of your shitty prediction fluff pieces.
Big_Green_Piccolo
That’s just bad taste eh?
mytoastisfat
You know it’s bad when Bratt Pack is offended and outraged on our behalf
Big_Bluebird8040
could’ve been said in a more tasteful way but it’s also 1000% right sadly. gonna be a loooonnnggggg season
ddottay
He’s edited it several times since and each one isn’t much better. Not the way to speak about it, I don’t think.
EverlastingEvening
God wish he’d crawled back into his cave and stayed there. What a shithead.
mcw1864
How does an editor let this go to print?
Hazy_eyePA
Fun fact for everyone. Frank Seravalli is younger than Jack Johnson but Frank looks like a swollen corpse covered in mayonnaise and he also is a sensationalist and lazy sports writer.
Fun fact.
reallyneedausername2
We’re all going to think about Johnny without you invoking his name, Frank. Not keeping the generic “help from above” edit (which was still inappropriate) was an even odder choice than the original.
Can we please have the timeline where we gain the entire league’s sympathy a different way?
doppleganger2621
Jeeeeeesus Christ man
Green9510
I know what you tried to do here but it shouldn’t have been evoked either way. Just leave Johnny out of this we knew we be bad even with him on the team.
LostMonster0
Wooof. That’s not a good look.
cnpeters
The rule of thumb is “if you can’t figure out a way to make it tasteful, don’t say it in the first place.”
But you’ve got to be actively working as an idiot to not come up with the obvious “god willing, the Blue Jackets win the 2025 draft lottery. No team or fan base deserves it more”
All of what he’s trying to say is then implied, and you’re not an a@@$&$# for saying it.
genericdude96
We need the 2026 number one pick for McKenna.
temporalthings
I can’t say what I want to without getting banned
Fabresque_
What an asshole.
sergei-boobtitsky
It’s just so unnecessary to even lead with that line. Just start with the second sentence rather than edit and reword it 7 times
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Keep his fucking name out of your shitty prediction fluff pieces.
That’s just bad taste eh?
You know it’s bad when Bratt Pack is offended and outraged on our behalf
could’ve been said in a more tasteful way but it’s also 1000% right sadly. gonna be a loooonnnggggg season
He’s edited it several times since and each one isn’t much better. Not the way to speak about it, I don’t think.
God wish he’d crawled back into his cave and stayed there. What a shithead.
How does an editor let this go to print?
Fun fact for everyone. Frank Seravalli is younger than Jack Johnson but Frank looks like a swollen corpse covered in mayonnaise and he also is a sensationalist and lazy sports writer.
Fun fact.
We’re all going to think about Johnny without you invoking his name, Frank. Not keeping the generic “help from above” edit (which was still inappropriate) was an even odder choice than the original.
Can we please have the timeline where we gain the entire league’s sympathy a different way?
Jeeeeeesus Christ man
I know what you tried to do here but it shouldn’t have been evoked either way. Just leave Johnny out of this we knew we be bad even with him on the team.
Wooof. That’s not a good look.
The rule of thumb is “if you can’t figure out a way to make it tasteful, don’t say it in the first place.”
But you’ve got to be actively working as an idiot to not come up with the obvious “god willing, the Blue Jackets win the 2025 draft lottery. No team or fan base deserves it more”
All of what he’s trying to say is then implied, and you’re not an a@@$&$# for saying it.
We need the 2026 number one pick for McKenna.
I can’t say what I want to without getting banned
What an asshole.
It’s just so unnecessary to even lead with that line. Just start with the second sentence rather than edit and reword it 7 times