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DudeWipes throwing shade at a new menu option at the arena.



DudeWipes throwing shade at a new menu option at the arena.

by DrapedInVelvet

23 Comments

  1. lammersaw13

    Eating that with my $200 sweater on isn’t the move 😂😂

  2. BurgerFeazt

    Throwing shade? Or giving a compliment. That’s an obscene amount of burger and I’m here for it

  3. DrapedInVelvet

    I just find it funny they named the most over the top burger after the slimmest string bean of a player we’ve ever had. Hasek was 6’1” 166 lbs.

  4. Sarcastik_Moose

    Why? Did they start making defibrillators recently? Also, those and most any other wipes are NOT flushable, regardless of what the package says.

  5. JoshAllensRightNut

    Seizing the opportunity. They should promote this sando on their website and furthermore promote the Sabres and bills

  6. Achilles_Buffalo

    Honestly, I wish they would just make GOOD food instead of concoctions like this that are 4-days worth of calories. From last year, the pizza and pretzels were awful, and don’t even get me started on that fried chicken stand in the 100 level that served raw chicken.

    However, on the bright side, if you didn’t mind waiting in a 45-minute-long line, the Perry’s Ice Cream was excellent.

  7. butterybuns420

    Knowing Delaware North, they’re not wrong

  8. highfalutinspork

    Idk if that’s shade. It’s funny and likely true. That thing’s gonna slide right through.

  9. Seriously, who orders this shit? People are going to eat this, at an arena of all places, without tables and one million napkins?

  10. buffalonious

    Have I been using “throwing shade” wrong this whole time?

  11. MhrisCac

    Probably going to be a dry $35 boiled burger that’s 1/3rd of the size.

  12. -MarchToTheSea-

    I’m assuming available in the 100s and 300s is the price options..

  13. givethekittykisses

    I don’t even think I could wrap my mouth around this. Bet it’s gonna be messy as well. And as someone else said; good luck with the bathroom situation afterwards. Never mind the price. No, this is a hard pass all around.

  14. rockemsockemherms

    Just like how dude wipes are great for plumbers business.

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