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Davy Jones Hatgate: an Investigation



Davy Jones Hatgate: an Investigation

by davyjoneslr

9 Comments

  1. AmakAttakSports

    Weak. So it’s a cash grab. Why are owners always morons?

  2. MisterMyAnusHurts

    Good lord, people are taking this way too serious. I ask this question for anyone upset they aren’t doing the hat anymore, *Why do you care about it so much?*

    You’re not in the room.

    Edit: not one person replying why they care. Just downvotes. Hilarious.

  3. poofykittyface

    I’m sorry, but that belt is *fugly*.

  4. NowWatchMeThwip616

    I am not a fan of the cummerbund.

  5. sisterthirteen

    This is funny! Guess the responsibility for it gets passed around with it!

  6. We had something unique and perfectly themed for our organization **and** it was given to us by the guy that is not only part owner of our team, but the producer of “Pirates of the Caribbean”, so you know he knows good prop makers. What a slap in the face to him, huh?

    And what do we replace it with? A wrestling belt that A.) has nothing to do with a Kraken theme and B.) a few other teams have as well, so it is no longer unique. Are we just a bunch of followers now?

    Pah-tooie – I fake spit in the general direction of whoever made that decision.

  7. inalasahl

    I disagree with their conclusion it doesn’t matter. It matters a lot. I want hat flair.

  8. DeadMediaRecordings

    This hoopla is actually making me hate the hat and like the belt.

    None of this matters. It’s for the players NOT US.

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