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come home, son 🙏



come home, son 🙏

by SquareTriangle2

26 Comments

  1. TheFriendlyBagel

    I thought this was just another Petey hate post, but I like the blue box text actually.

    Miss you Petey, come home soon.

  2. BakaNano

    saw him in Calgary 2 days ago. Didn’t score, but was solid defensively, had 3 shots and was a +1. They lost 4-3 in a shootout though.

  3. I know you mean well OP but how is this any different than anyone who’s been calling him out thus far lol. I guess 2 extra games into the season was enough to make the Petey criticism acceptable.

  4. PaperweightCoaster

    Remember in his rookie season he was a fuck boy and death stared everything from reporters to cartons of milk? That was elite.

  5. hawkey_tawk

    It’s time to grow up, Petey. You’re Peter now, it’s time to go to work.

  6. AllthingskinkCA

    Ok but like… what the actual fuck is going on

  7. nickypoopoo69

    I just don’t think this guy is worth 11 million a year.

  8. StarkStorm

    Time to get it going Petey. We all love you, but you gotta show up now bud.

  9. julesieee

    I said this in the GDT and I’ll say it again:

    *The Sedinification of Petey should probably be reversed. Bring back Rookie Petey with hair. Maybe that’s the key to unlocking him again.*

    It’s my Canucks conspiracy 👀 and I’m sticking to it! 😤

  10. BodybuilderSalt9807

    Must feel pretty foolish paying that much money and thus far getting nothing back in return. Yikes

  11. CamaroGirl96

    I miss 22/23 season Petey. Remember the Kraken game when he basically single handedly won the game. That was fun. Please come back!!! We miss you! We need you! Maybe he needs Kuzy back 😆

  12. Okanaganwinefan

    That was a complete and utter disaster tonight.

  13. dr_bob_lob_law

    Remember when Trea Turner was struggling for the Phillies this year and that fan turned it around, he got cheered and standing ovations and then turned it around.

    Hope something similar happens

  14. GuaranteeChemical147

    At the main menu press Start, then hold Select and press B, Up, B, B, A

  15. Alpacaduck

    Nice post.

    May 2024 is a bit generous. If you saw that man anytime after ASB weekend then you have better eyes than I do.

  16. JustAnotherMark604

    We need another Game 5. Lets Go Petey!

  17. Far-Scallion7689

    He is a scooter boy,

    He said, see you later boi.

  18. humblearugula8

    Did he put on any weight in the off season? I could have sworn coach told him to size up. Did he?

  19. ok_reddit

    I remember when it felt like something amazing would happen every time he touched the puck. :-/

  20. Icy-Solution-734

    The Canucks got absolutely walked tonight, only Hughes and Garland showed up, everyone else was slow and afraid. I know people will say it’s only 3 games but it’s the way they’re playing, no confidence, no sense of urgency, no skill, just terrible. If they play like this on thursday I’m done with them, no point in giving this team my time and attention.

  21. Powerstance79

    Maybe someone stole his talent, like what happened to Kevin Durant in the movie Thunderstruck.

  22. 00Makerin00

    It’s like in Space Jam where the aliens steal the talent of all the players. Please come back 🙏. I want to see that lethal shot again

  23. yourmentalandlord

    Love how insecure this fanbase is. It’s OKAY to hold players accountable for not producing.

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