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My mom got me these…what should I do with them?(not just smashing)



My mom got me these…what should I do with them?(not just smashing)

by CollieDogHead45

47 Comments

  1. duck1014

    Use them to pick up after your dog after a shit.

    If you don’t have a dog, but have a cat, use it as a litter scoop after a shit.

    If you don’t have a pet, smash ’em.

  2. 1UP4UScoobydoo

    Turn into salt shakers. Both of them…..nothing but salt!

  3. Reprint Leafs logo on them. Find these in store and ask manager to exchange for Leafs

  4. incredibad29

    Use them to grow herbs. That way, unlike the habs, you can actually develop some useful assets.

  5. lmaoleafs2022

    The anime figurine goes in there. You know what happens next

  6. MSPaintIsntHard

    Step 1: If you have a Habs fan for a friend, give them a mug on the first day of the playoffs and say “here’s a little consolation prize since you’re not in it anymore”.

    Step 2: 4 to 7 games later, repeat step 1 with second mug. If unable to do so, await your Leafs mug gift from a now-very-smug Habs fan.

  7. Mdj81sauga

    Donate them to a Filipino to use as a Tabo.

  8. C0ldBath

    Post them on kijiji or buy and sell, offer 20$ for the first person to rid you of that garbage

  9. tbizlkit

    Bury them so no one may ever see them again.

  10. peterjmassa

    Find out where she got them and return for leaf ones

  11. Current-Own

    Put them in your bathroom as bookends for your toilet seat cover. Matching set.

  12. Harbingerofdeaf

    Gift it to one of the stinky habs fans in your life.. we all have them and they are all the worst.

  13. Hectordoink

    Only serve undrinkable bitter drinks in them to people you don’t like.

  14. Put coffee in them then you can tell people the C stands for coffee

  15. Wrypilot

    I’ll never understand why a team would choose a toilet seat for their logo.

  16. Stocky099

    Take them out of the package put them on ebay saying rare collector mugs ask 100 buck each see who bites

  17. CMDRShepardN7

    Sometimes, when the bathroom is too far away….

  18. Save for the next time you have to provide a stool sample.

  19. Shawnaldo7575

    Has pictures of toilet seats on it. I think they go in the washroom.

  20. danglez69

    Lmfao sounds like my mom. She is French so on her side of the family its Habs fans. My dad’s from nova Scotia and they are leafs fans so I followed them.

    My mom who never liked hockey like 10 years ago decides she’s a Bruins fan to just troll all of us I guess.

    I’d throw em out or figure out a clever way to use them like your toilet brush holder or something

  21. Witty_Asparagus1972

    Try and find someone to trade swag with?

  22. TheRealTinfoil666

    She had no choice.

    There have been no Cups for the Leafs in over 50 years!

  23. Plant herbs in them … at least they will support something

  24. Kitty litter scooper, makeshift clogs or 10 second one time use hats?

  25. Groovymode

    Every time your mom does something foolish hold one of those cups and shake your head disapprovingly. That way every time she sees the cup she knows she done fucked up.

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