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The Boston Bruins – Professional Hockey's Boy's Club Lolcow



Lolcow (n) – A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge.

What do you do with a Stanley Cup winner that has a stable core and has a strong chance at being a cup contender? Why, make a ton of extremely questionable personnel decisions and deflect criticism of management with spineless firings and acquisitions of players who consistently fail to meet expectations.

Welcome to the clown show that is the Boston Bruins. This is a team I’ve been scouting for a bit, but recent events have had this team emerge as one of the true lolcows of hockey.

45 Comments

  1. Congratulations, Montreal! You've just replaced Michel Therrien with Claude Julien as your head coach… again.

    It's pretty damning to Boston's management when their head coach was pursued by their top rival a week after he was fired.

  2. This video ALSO hasnt aged well since boston has been a top tier team for the past few years now

  3. Pretty idiotic to praise the Celtics and bash the Bruins when the Celtics last appeared in the NBA Finals in 2010 and hasn't won in since 2008, while the Bruins have went to 3 Cup Finals (2011, 2013, 2019) and won in 2011 (More recent than the Celtics.)

  4. Christ you based channel on shitting on everyone in sport like other armchair experts?

  5. “Let’s just hope Chara doesn’t fall off the face of the earth.”
    4 years later
    Chara signs with the capitals

  6. Looking back on this, it was all Jacobs. Even if Sweeney is actually good at his job, we wouldn’t know because Jacobs demands playoffs every year and doesn’t allow them to do anything with the future in mind. Hence the Backes and Belesky contacts.

  7. Boston fans acting like this didn't age well, even tho the team hasn't gone deep after this… And now they should rebuild but nah

  8. Who knew this video would end up aging well again?? Core's getting older and or are leaving, Cassidy is fired, none of the prospects besides Pastranak are doing well and the Jacobs would rather keep Sweeney and Neely😂😂

  9. It’s 2022 and Cassidy has been fired. Neely and Sweeney somehow still have jobs. lol The boys club is eternal!

  10. And now Bruce Cassidy got fired after they lost in the playoffs. The boys club has lived on😤

  11. This has aged like the finest wine imaginable. Five years and 9 months later, they've learned fucking nothing. They sign Mitchell Miller (you know, the POS who abused a black disabled kid for years, was drafted by the Coyotes, and then was promptly cut) to an entry level contract. Bettman throws the book at the Bruins by barring Miller from the league. The Bruins cut ties with Miller two days later.

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