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Just look.Wayne Gretzky (Atom Stats).



Just look.Wayne Gretzky (Atom Stats).

by brolbo

49 Comments

  1. JellyPast1522

    When hat tricks are a subpar effort…

  2. AssumptionSome4201

    Jfc. His last year he averaged 4.4 goals a game.

  3. M888887777

    After watching my kid play this year, the assists stats are really impressive considering they’re all puck hogs at that age

  4. LoanedWolf666

    Poor kid was so hated by so many hockey parents back then. He was booed and called a puck hog.

  5. The_Stein244

    at 9, 10, and 11 years old. what a jerk!

  6. goneballisticagain

    Imagine scoring 500 points in one year… that’s the craziest thing ever

  7. SometimesLifeIsGood

    71/72 averaging 6 points per game. I am guessing they won it all

  8. WolflordBrimley

    If you want a good read, check out his NHL career wiki. It’s just a series of records and accomplishments and it just goes on and on. It’s hard to believe one person did all this

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Gretzky#NHL_career

    It comes out swinging and just never lets up lol

    *In his first NHL season, 1979–80, Gretzky was awarded the Hart Memorial Trophy as the NHL’s Most Valuable Player (the first of eight in a row)….*

  9. GoldenHourShower

    How is there even enough time in the games to put up 517 points

  10. quinnbeast

    ‘Make sure his mouth is protected.’

    ‘What about his nose and eyes?’

    ‘Pucks never hit those.’

  11. jcdevries92

    71-72 mustve have been boring right? Wouldnt it get old just potting a hat trick every game?

  12. Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

    “But he wouldn’t even be noticed in today’s game” -someone in this comment section, eventually.

  13. thehealed88

    What an adorable little Hannibal Lector mask.

  14. Grand_Chief_Mathieu

    At what point was the coach like: Ok Wayne, stop scoring now, we’re winning by 50.

    This seems so odd.

  15. kander12

    Fun little side story to go with this that my Grandpa always told;

    Gretzky Sr. was a tad nuts about Wayne and would have him on the ice every breathing minute. Wayne would play with his age group and then also play with the older teams in Brantford also (how he ends up with like 80+ gp). In Welland Ontario they hold the famous Silver Stick Tourny every year for all ages and levels of minor hockey. My grandpa was coaching the St Catharines team, age 12-13s. They were up 5-1 at the start of the 3rd against Brantford. Wayne finished playing his game with the 10-11s, got dropped off on the bench of the Brantford 12-13 year olds team for the third. He scored 4 goals and 2 assists in the third and Brantford beat my Grandpa’s team 7-6 lmao.

  16. Hattrick_Swayze2

    4.5 goals per game in that last season. What a maniac.

  17. GreyStoneWpg22

    And how many of those age advanced as well?

    Completely unreal. If that happened today his parents would need security.

  18. MonsterRider80

    Apart from his insane stats, I also find it insane that 9–10 year olds were playing 80 games in a season… at that age, in the early 90s, I was playing maybe 40 games at most.

  19. PalpitationOk5726

    Anyone ever see the highlights of Gretzky at the world juniors, where as a teenager he was up against 20 year olds making them look like pylons.

  20. Stonetoothed

    Hannibal Lecter looking motherfucker. Ate the goalie’s liver with some orange slices and a capri sun

  21. HayMomWatchThis

    I like that they put a muzzle on the kids back then to limit biting.

  22. beingpotential

    I’d be stoked as another parent just to be there

  23. Ballgame4

    I had the pleasure of seeing him play in his prime. While every other hockey player I ever saw chased the puck, Gretzky seemed to know where the puck was going to be and knew what to do with it when it was on his stick. He also played above his age group throat his junior hockey days. Simply stated, he was the most dominant athlete I ever saw.

  24. Penguin447918

    I remember watching a documentary on him. He was 14 playing juniors. His defensemen got hit with the injury plague so they moved him to D. They played with 3 D, he would play about 95% of the game with the other 2 D rotating the rest of the time. He was a different animal

  25. drbobsled

    A minimum of 1759 lifetime goals with these added to the hockey DB totals.

    The 72-73 to 74-75 stats are missing. As well as Canada Cup, World Championships, and Olympics from Hockey DB.

    I wonder if he broke 2000 lifetime goals

  26. Hespeler is like 20 mins from me and Brantford is 20 mins from me. Suffice to he is literally the only good thing deform Brantford

  27. He got more points in a season than my whole “career”

  28. Sufficient-Cookie404

    517 Points in one season has me dying of laughter, like the other parents must have **hated** him!

  29. swagginburner

    How did he have this many games at this level of hockey.

  30. Adventurous-Peak132

    4.4 goals per game. Holy fucking shit man

  31. Tallaslions_

    85 games in a season?! His poor parents taking him to that many hockey games.

  32. typeronin

    Is Wayner the GOAT of the GOATs?

    By that, I mean is he the most obvious GOAT in sports? There’s debates, for example, in the NBA where you can make serious arguments for Jordan, Wilt, Kareem, Lebron, Steph and loads more. In soccer, all modern fans will say Messi but you also can argue with Pele, Maradona, etc.

    The only other sports I can think of is football where Tom Brady is the obvious GOAT. Maybe Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt but I do feel like those records are more breakable vs Tom Brady’s 7 championships.

    Gretzky, on the other hand, his stats are so absurd and have stood against “generational player” after “generational player”. There is no reasonable argument for any other player in hockey history. Lemieux is the closest in talent but falls so far short in longevity. Howe exceeds Gretzky’s longevity but no chance he was a better player than Gretzky at any point. We might see Ovie break his goals record but no one is getting close to 2,857 points.

    Is Wayne the GOATest?

  33. That’s nothing- Should have seen my street hockey stats from 93’.

  34. I know he must have been good but who plays 60+ games/season in Atom?

  35. mausfanger

    Disappointing. He essentially doubled his goal totals each year, but his assists plateaued that third year.

  36. scandrews187

    Wayne Gretzky understood the concept of team hockey better and at an earlier age than anyone in history. He made everyone around him better by using those people to their strengths during the flow of play. He had that much influence when he was on the ice. It was his. He made the other four guys on the ice look like Hall of Famers regularly whether they were or not. Bernie Nicholls, among others, owes him at least a few beers

  37. franksredhot8791

    Is this accurate? 85 games played in one season for atom team? More than an NHL team. I’m sceptical.

  38. I cannot imagine playing 60-85 games a season at that age.

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