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What’s going on in Tampa?



What’s going on in Tampa?



by Got-cancelled

30 Comments

  1. sambrojangles

    I believe that is Larry the Lightning Licker

  2. likeslululemon

    Brad Marchand, pictured, licked a former Lightning player after a whistle.

    Fan probably making fun of him. Ends up looking like a tool. Still, I’m here for it.

  3. Poor guy got heat stroke and now he’s got the same kink as marchand

  4. cherrybloodorange

    What his wife see’s between her legs

  5. Simoslav

    Florida taking the phrase ‘window licker’ very seriously

  6. mitch-dubz

    They haven’t been the same since they faced real competition in the SCF.

  7. unstopablecold

    He wants the world to know that in 2023: eating ass is fine.

  8. DrDetritus79

    Absolutely awesome. I hate the lightning but I love this guy.

  9. Rob27shred

    It’s in Florida, not sure what you were expecting from the people there….

  10. Shawnaldo7575

    The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

  11. Food_Library333

    The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

  12. Thunderberries

    The dirtiest player in the NHL, Brad Marchand, was a licker recently, until they told him to stop his shit.

  13. sportsjunkie75

    Imagine being that old and acting like a child

  14. Latter-Score-8937

    Looks like the poster child for birth control.

  15. SigSauerPower320

    As soon as he got home his wife served him with divorce papers cause he never licked her like that in the 25 years they were married.

  16. RatedPsychoPat

    Something in the water. The frogs are turning gay.

  17. RickardPickard

    Come on he’s just showing them how to pick up women in Florida

  18. Authoress61

    Tampon Bay has the weirdest fans in the world. Fucking glass lickers who don’t sing or cheer along to any of their songs, and considering the songs are all from the 80s and the fans are all IN their 80s, you’d think they’d remember a few of the words.

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