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He may not attend



He may not attend

by DeadByDawn93

17 Comments

  1. teddyjj399

    well at least this gets rid of the “we should’ve kept brunette crowd”

  2. Away_Note

    I saw this on my feed and had to come straight here for the comments.

  3. SportsChick79

    Order a Uber if you have been drinking for *&cks sake.

  4. I thought this was a joke at first but then I looked it up. fucking hell

  5. KnownNormie

    I wish this had happened to PoMo

    Edit: Don’t know why I’m being downvoted. A nice DUI scandal would help to expedite his exit from the team.

  6. AlvinItchyCock

    Damn it Bruno. I used to like you. I have no tolerance for people that drunk drive

  7. FlahFlahFlohi

    Little Q done had to fuck up didnt he.

  8. VistFoundation

    Clearly the Devils don’t have a Cab for Coaches program like the Panthers do.

  9. In my experience visiting South Florida, half the drivers drive like they’re DUI all the time.

  10. Crafty-Yoghurt-8209

    He was driving a golf cart not a car.

  11. IDCimSTRONGERtnUinRL

    I wonder if the cops did him a solid and told him to look off in the distance because he would’ve looked even more ridiculous had he looked into the eye of the camera or the story behind that.

    Looking off into the distance like an 1800s picture always cracks me up

  12. So now can we stop with the dumb downvotes when people point out this guy sucked?

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