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[POSTGAME] Tampa Bay Lightning @ Carolina Hurricanes – 3/5/23 – Fucking Pathetic Edition



#Box Score

[Full stats at NHL.com](https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/2022021001)

##Scoreboard – Final

Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | Total
—|—|—-|—-|—-
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0
CAR [](/r/canes) | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6

##Scoring

Team | Goal Scorer | Description | Assist 1 | Assist 2 | Period | Time
—-|—-|—-|—-|—-|—-|—-
CAR [](/r/canes) | Svechnikov (22) | EV, poor defending | | | 1st | 6:32
CAR [](/r/canes) | Teravainen (8) | PP, bad coverage | Kotkaniemi (15) | Gostisbehere (22) | 1st | 17:13
CAR [](/r/canes) | Teravainen (9) | EV, also bad | Necas (32) | Kotkaniemi (16) | 2nd | 11:57
CAR [](/r/canes) | | PP, awful | | | 2nd | 15:50
| | | | | |

##Penalties

Team | Player | PIM | Infraction | Period | Time | Goal Scored During PP?
—-|—-|—-|—|—|—|—-
CAR [](/r/canes) | Jarvis | 2 | Holding | 1st | 3:51 | No
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | Jeannot | 2 | Tripping | 1st | 15:31 | Yes :(((
Both | Bogosian and Svechnikov | 2 | Roughing (extra 2 against Bogo for no reason) | 2nd | 14:18 | Yes :(((
| | | | | |

##Shots On Goal

Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | Total
—|—|—-|—-|—-
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4
CAR [](/r/canes) | 12 | 11 | 0 | 23

#Next Games

Date | Time | Opponent | TV
—-|—-|——–|–
3/7/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. PHI [](/r/flyers) | SUN
3/9/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. VGK [](/r/goldenknights) | SUN
3/11/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. CHI [](/r/hawks) | SUN
3/12/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. WPG [](/r/winnipegjets) | SUN
3/14/23 | 7:00 PM | @ NJ [](/r/devils) | SUN

#Notes

* Fuck you Bolts

by RandomBoltsFan

34 Comments

  1. Squirt_Vonnegut

    (Dave Chappelle voice) yall got any more of them wins

  2. DankGreenBush

    “Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation” – Squidward

  3. itsyaboikawaiidesu

    Hoping we bounce back on Tuesday against the Flyers at home. Hedman better be ok for that game too.

  4. JBurlison92

    Not even sure if I wanna get into the playoffs to get embarrassed by the Leafs so we can be made into a meme for letting the Leafs win a playoff series.

  5. CruelRuin

    blowout aside if hedman’s out long term they’re totally fucked. insanely unlucky re-scheduling from buffalo winter storm but doesn’t matter if hedman’s back is toast

  6. tiki-mosalah

    Come back from Manchester United losing 7-0 to see the lighting lose 6-0. Great sunday

  7. Coopinator22

    Solution here is to just ride this out. Team has been dominant for 3+ years, it’s bound to have a tough stretch. We can’t play this bad for the rest of the season. This team has way too much talent to be this terrible consistently. I think it’s important to take a step back, realize how lucky we’ve been since 2019, and just appreciate where we’ve been. This team will eventually run out of steam, but this isn’t it. We are still in a playoff spot, and so long as we are in the dance, we have a shot. Long time people here will remember 2019, where we faced no adversity and said regular season doesn’t matter so long as we get to the playoffs.

  8. Cascade99999

    Got some tough games coming up, hopefully Hedman is ok and Cernak can return soon. Everyone needs to play better

  9. LazilyBikingViking

    Kachow!
    Honestly though. What now?

  10. RaysBoltsBucs84

    Does anyone else feel like this may the beginning of the end? I sure hope my spidey-sense is wrong.

  11. Here’s hoping the Flyers will be a cure, if not wake me come playoff time.

  12. SwagFondue

    I’m sure we’ll look back at this period and be like “man that was weird” but until then… fuckkkkkk

  13. I wasn’t able to watch, but it seems something has gone terribly wrong.

  14. A1rheart

    Obviously the whole game was shit but that was the worst second period collapse in a slump defined by forgetting how to play when we reach the second period

  15. CleanRoach

    We need to change our lines. We haven’t played defense or handled the puck well at all in last 5 games.

  16. Lansdallius

    This is starting to become worrisome. You’d think they’re gonna figure it out or make some changes or something. They’re not officially *in the playoffs* yet. I know it was a hard stretch of schedule but they need to pull out of the skid eventually.

    Of course, if Hedman’s out, it’s gonna be a slog even if they start showing effort.

  17. vette322

    As much as it sucks to watch – this team has more than earned the opportunity to figure it out.

    With all those future deals JBB signed last summer, it’s clear he was giving this group 1 more run at it before having to make some tough calls on the older guys. That’s still the case until this team gets knocked out, so just ride it out.

  18. I will say this is incredibly bizarre. Haven’t seen a terrible run like this in a long time, and tbh I’m a bit surprised they haven’t had a bounce back game after some of these poor performances.

    Coaching staff is smarter than I, but hopefully they can figure something out here. Have to pray Heddy is ok though…

  19. Lightning_fanguy

    We’ve got to figure this out. Pretty rough right now but ill always believe. Really hope heddy is ok

  20. Independent-Phone413

    14 SOG for the game? ZERO in the second period? What?

  21. HateToBlastYa

    Oof. That may have been the single worst game in the Cooper era. Hands down.

  22. bankrobba

    I’ve missed these last two games because I was on vacation. Turns out, so were the Lightning.

  23. TaiidanDidNothingBad

    Thanks. I love buying primo tickets for my dad’s birthday to watch the team shit the bed. Awesome.

  24. eye_no_nuttin

    Can’t say anything else that hasn’t been said .. but
    STAY HUMBLED, 💙KEEP THE FAITH, 💙IN MS PAINT WE TRUST⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️💙
    GO BO⚡️TS!!

  25. TheSergachef

    we were screwed from the start today. a nationally televised game in the middle of a slump versus carolina in raleigh in a matinee game on the second half of a back to back. i never had hopes today but to be outright embarrassed was tough. we’re gonna be okay though. have to weather the storm and find our way out of the rut

  26. Personal-Banana-9491

    My night is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.

  27. Inflorida17

    This play lately of this team is pissing me off.

  28. ApatheticJellyfish

    We appear to be in need of a defenseman or two. 🙁

  29. Squirt_Vonnegut

    hate to stand against the pessimism but it honestly wasn’t that long ago that we shut out the red wings. I know its the red wings, but a shutty is a shutty, this team is still capable of winning

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