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[PREGAME] Tampa Bay Lightning (37-21-5) vs. Philadelphia Flyers (24-28-11) 7:00pm EST – 03/07/23 – Depression Edition



[PREGAME] Tampa Bay Lightning (37-21-5) vs. Philadelphia Flyers (24-28-11) 7:00pm EST – 03/07/23 – Depression Edition

by honkie-mcgee

25 Comments

  1. agulde28

    I hope this team wakes up and comes out and wins 7-0 to get their confidence back. Please don’t lose today.

  2. whatacharacter

    Remember to wear Pride gear for Provorov.

  3. Love the graphics lol. Went to the game live last time, and man that was tough to be at. Nice fans all around though, and you can’t beat $7 tall boys. Fuck it. Our remaining schedule this month isn’t very forgiving, we need to get these wins against these bottom teams to get the mojo back tbh. So turn it tf up boys, Pointers gonna score 2, everyone who’s going live cheer em on loud and proud! **#PointerFor50**

  4. nhgoan25

    Need a reset of whatever the last 3 weeks have been. Perfect team to do it against

  5. RIP_Paul_Walkerr

    if tampa loses to the flyers at home we are in big trouble

  6. Procedure_Dunsel

    I want to see us return to our structure. Everyone on the ice, just do YOUR FUCKING JOB. Don’t try to do two guys jobs or you won’t do anything. Put down your tutu, put on your steel toes and hard hat, and go to work. And for the love of $Deity, put shots on net. IDGAF if we win tonight, I just want us to look like we belong on NHL ice for the first time in 2 weeks. That’s not a big ask …

  7. Squirt_Vonnegut

    there’s no way they shit the bed against a flyers team who is 2-6-2 in their last 10. right?

    right?

  8. eye_no_nuttin

    LETS GO BO⚡️TS!!!!!💙💙⚡️🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  9. Mountain_Anywhere645

    Ughh. Yeah, alright. Maybe start showing up to games, Tampa?

  10. Personal-Banana-9491

    So, I legit think this is our big Bluto from Animal House speech game.

    “What the f–k happened to the Delta I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. ‘Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you, Bluto, we might get in trouble.’ (shouting) Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…”

  11. dolewhiplash

    I have a good feeling tonight’s the night we get our groove back.

    Also Fuck Provorov, Fuck the person who’s in here downvoting any Pride night comment, Fuck Boston, and Happy Pride Night!

  12. At first read I thought that said desperation edition, which would have totally worked as well. Today’s goal? Give up less than 4 goals please.

  13. AdamAptor

    I’ll be tuning in out of the hope of watching my favorite team, the Tampa Bay Lightning. They’ve been off for a few weeks now so it’ll be great to see them once again!

  14. The-Machinist-

    One of the cats thinks his name is, SHOOT THE FUCKIN’ PUCK.

  15. RustyKarma076

    Going to this one. I’m a perfect 6-0 in terms of the Lightning winning whenever I attend a game.

  16. spideralex90

    Please just fucking win this convincingly. I need it for my sanity.

  17. ChelseaFC780

    Sunday is the wake up call our team desperately needed. I expect them to come out strong and beat this Flyers squad.

  18. Three_Froggy_Problem

    I hope we bounce back tonight. The worst thing about this current skid, for me, is the fact that we haven’t shown any signs of improvement at any point during it.

  19. GoBolts97

    I’m fuckin tellin ya Brayden motherfucking Point is pottin 15 goals in this game callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck

  20. Oh man we’re going bare minimum on the MS paint, not a good sign…

  21. Saul_Teaload

    This whole league is so fucking upside down right now that I have no idea what to think about this game. Blackhawks go 5-0 against the Sens, Sharks beat the Jets, CBJ is winning some games and I have no clue where our team went.

    Very cautiously optimistic I guess, idk.

  22. ColtonCupWinningGoal

    “depression edition”

    Hey look, it me.

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