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Who hurt you Randy?



Who hurt you Randy?

by TheTylerB

27 Comments

  1. ScroatyMcBoogerwolfe

    I hate booing a player for something that really wasn’t their fault. I love when that player drags their scroat across the face of all those booing buttholes.

  2. luvdemtiddies

    I shall call him Rantdy after this epic rant.

  3. Cutcarefullyplayloud

    based on the /r/hockey thread about dumb reasons you hate certain teams, Randy is definitely not alone.

  4. CrownRoyalBlack

    Ah that was a good laugh. Understandable though, I have feelings of equivalent value about the capitals… and that stupid ovechkin!! 🤣

  5. psyopsono

    Top reply is sweet: “As a lifetime Habs fan, I am ashamed to read Randy’s hate towards the Hurricanes. Hockey is all about rivalries and have fun. I went to PCN Arena a couple weeks ago to attend Habs VS Canes game and I have been very impressed with atmosphere and Canes fans enthousiasm ! Keep it up”

    and he posted a pic of him and Don. Cute!

  6. justheretolurk123456

    This is some delicious future pasta!

  7. How else should Raleigh be spelled?? Rawlee?

  8. dragons_fire77

    I like this guy, he knows he’s petty and lays it on thick.

  9. bytor_2112

    Randy has a problem with name punctuation? My dude Montreal speaks French isn’t that their whole thing?

  10. To be fair I also hate the way raleigh is spelled the way it’s pronounced

  11. KingPatrickIV

    Anyone know if Michael Shannon is on Cameo? I’d chip in for a dramatic reading of this

  12. PapaGrubbz

    I have lived and died with the Carolina Hurricanes for over 25 years. I know I’m supposed to hate Washington and Pittsburgh the most, and I do. I love Carolina the most. I love everything about them. I love that they replaced the Hartford Whalers. I love that they’re so good at drafting. I love Justin Williams’ unpenalized high stick that carved up Saku Koivu’s eyeball. I love their sick post-game celebrations. I love that their coach has a sick apostrophe in his name. I love the snarky extra $20 on Kotkaniemi’s contract. I love Svechnikov’s beautiful Michigans. I love that they have a whole forward line of guys with numbers in the 80’s. I love Rod The Bod. I love Brent Burns’ KitKat commercials. I love that the Staals always score against Montreal. I love the stupid way that Raleigh is spelled. I love Kotkamiemi’s mole. I love everything about the Carolina Hurricanes.😊

  13. peyofthedead

    Something tells me Randy didn’t get enough hugs as a child.

  14. TheTylerB

    “Ok randy, show me on the KK doll where the hurricanes hurt you”

  15. notleonardodicaprio

    this is a level of petty I can get behind

  16. BetterThanAFoon

    Let the hate fuel you! It’s super fun because when your team of choice is doing things right these sort of guys come out of the woodwork.

  17. RingRingBananaPwn

    Imagine being a fan of the only French speaking team in the league and being annoyed by words with apostrophies in them.

  18. jnmartin7171

    He summed up how I feel about any sports team that comes from Boston.

    We may be brothers

  19. kribsfire

    In response to the OP’s question, Montreal, Montreal hurt him. As a long time fan of another Canadian team (which shall remain nameless), we have had to watch a beautiful team form here that likes its fans and wants to do well. Our teams up north can be cruel. Want to go to a game, that will be $150 a ticket and you will have to be on a waiting list. Want to feel like your team values your input, too bad, you were born into this and we know we have you for life. Want a team that sticks up for each other, nope! So sorry Randy, it was rigged from the start.

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