Former NFL QB Todd Marinovich never had fast food – even as a child. He was a bust in the NFL.
KDR2020
Buddy, those hot French fries at McDonalds when he’s out of his parents house are about to change his life. He’ll also try to get a McFlurry but the machine will be broken.
Edit-spelling because of my fat fingers.
Cautious-Moose9180
That wailing you hear right now is Nate MacKinnon lamenting the lack of lottery picks.
spmartin1993
Get this man a Baconator the second he lands in Columbus
OTTMusings
I know McDonalds is bad for you, but this just sounds like he’s missed out on some basic childhood happiness.
finnish-flash13
Tell me your from North Van without telling me your from North Van!
InfallibleBackstairs
Yuck.
supererp
Meanwhile ovi chugs Pepsi on the bench
x_BLACKSWAN_x
Gretzkey downed two diet cokes before each game
AverageJoeLetsGrow
Phil kessel has entered the chat
ubcthrowaway-01
That has to be cap
saturnsnephew
Unless his mom is with him 24/7, no way this true.
Davimous
He has… She just doesn’t know about it. This lady will never actually know what’s going on in her son’s life.
Stopper33
Usain Bolt lived on chicken nuggets.
GLFR_59
Parents aren’t over bearing or anything 😑
ervelee
That’s why he’s 5’9”
ThePurpleHorse
What mama don’t know won’t hurt her
TechEducator25
Getting exposed to drinking, fast life in the nhl could unravel this kid..
Never had fast food, what happens when he access to any and everything he wants?
bigtimechip
Good for him Fast food is literal poison
Jabba_the_Putt
Ok this is crazy commitment and I’m here for it
boonsonthegrind
People comment how not having McDonald’s is missing out on childhood happiness. I think more than anything that goes to show how fucking skewed our perception of reality and happiness are. Fuck McDonald. Every burger I’ve made at home is better. He ain’t missing out on shit.
king_nothing1811
Ah, that’s where I went wrong.
ChuckFeathers
If he eats a very healthy diet it’s likely fast food will taste terrible to him when he does try it.
Jigs444
This really struck a chord with all the fats on Reddit.
CrazedHedgeHog
Usain Bolt ate a bunch of chicken nuggies from McDonald’s during the Beijing olympics where he got all those medals🤷♂️
Mofo34
I call bullshit
AwesomeExo
Hoping his parents didn’t deny him any semblance of an actual childhood for the sake of him being a phenom.
moreMalfeasance
Me: finishes quarter pounder, upvotes and keeps scrolling.
NorthernerWuwu
Oh Mom, you are adorable.
Dashdaniel216
I worked at the hotel team Canada juniors stayed at in Halifax and bruh…. the diet these kids were on. I felt bad for them 🙁
simpledeadwitches
*doubt*
Skylink56
Yes he has.
okokokoyeahright
2 McD’s within 2 minutes of the arena in Regina. I’m sure Mom means well.
FWIW one location is across the parking lot from the player’s entrance. a literal 2 minute wlk.
adidasbrazilianbooty
This is def something my parents would tell me when I was 10
Hascus
Reminds me of that Quarterback. I guarantee he’s had fast food and his parents just don’t know
LukeyMagukey
As far as they’re aware
AjClow1993
This feels like one of those things you just tell your parents because they don’t approve but then on the weekend you start crushin’ Big Macs
jasenkov
My cousin is a future NHL prospect and it’s kind of insane how serious his dad takes his hockey career, like at 14 he was already in Europe playing tournaments and had to practice everyday since like 8. My cousin luckily seems to love it, but I wonder how many pro-athletes lose out on being a kid because of crazy parents who are trying to live vicariously.
Ok-Kaleidoscope-26
Unless you’re following this teen 24/7 I’m guessing he’s consumed a few things Mom doesn’t know about.
LightsyNights
WE GOT 5 MCDONALDS IN NORTH VAN. I DONT BUY IT!
Scissors4215
Yea… he’s been crisscrossing western Canada by bus for the last two years but he’s never had fast food…. Maybe his mom has never me gotten him fast food but I don’t buy it that he’s never had it
Danroy12345
He’s definitely had it.
Or his parents are so rich that they had gourmet meals every day so he wouldn’t want mcds.
There’s nothing better than fast food after a hockey game.
Vingt-Quatre
And just like this, Conor Bedard just lost 100M$ in potential sponsors money.
Thanks mom.
LordShmeppy
Poor lad he’s missing out on health problems but also sweet sweet fries.
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Former NFL QB Todd Marinovich never had fast food – even as a child. He was a bust in the NFL.
Buddy, those hot French fries at McDonalds when he’s out of his parents house are about to change his life. He’ll also try to get a McFlurry but the machine will be broken.
Edit-spelling because of my fat fingers.
That wailing you hear right now is Nate MacKinnon lamenting the lack of lottery picks.
Get this man a Baconator the second he lands in Columbus
I know McDonalds is bad for you, but this just sounds like he’s missed out on some basic childhood happiness.
Tell me your from North Van without telling me your from North Van!
Yuck.
Meanwhile ovi chugs Pepsi on the bench
Gretzkey downed two diet cokes before each game
Phil kessel has entered the chat
That has to be cap
Unless his mom is with him 24/7, no way this true.
He has… She just doesn’t know about it. This lady will never actually know what’s going on in her son’s life.
Usain Bolt lived on chicken nuggets.
Parents aren’t over bearing or anything 😑
That’s why he’s 5’9”
What mama don’t know won’t hurt her
Getting exposed to drinking, fast life in the nhl could unravel this kid..
Never had fast food, what happens when he access to any and everything he wants?
Good for him
Fast food is literal poison
Ok this is crazy commitment and I’m here for it
People comment how not having McDonald’s is missing out on childhood happiness. I think more than anything that goes to show how fucking skewed our perception of reality and happiness are. Fuck McDonald. Every burger I’ve made at home is better. He ain’t missing out on shit.
Ah, that’s where I went wrong.
If he eats a very healthy diet it’s likely fast food will taste terrible to him when he does try it.
This really struck a chord with all the fats on Reddit.
Usain Bolt ate a bunch of chicken nuggies from McDonald’s during the Beijing olympics where he got all those medals🤷♂️
I call bullshit
Hoping his parents didn’t deny him any semblance of an actual childhood for the sake of him being a phenom.
Me: finishes quarter pounder, upvotes and keeps scrolling.
Oh Mom, you are adorable.
I worked at the hotel team Canada juniors stayed at in Halifax and bruh…. the diet these kids were on. I felt bad for them 🙁
*doubt*
Yes he has.
2 McD’s within 2 minutes of the arena in Regina. I’m sure Mom means well.
FWIW one location is across the parking lot from the player’s entrance. a literal 2 minute wlk.
This is def something my parents would tell me when I was 10
Reminds me of that Quarterback. I guarantee he’s had fast food and his parents just don’t know
As far as they’re aware
This feels like one of those things you just tell your parents because they don’t approve but then on the weekend you start crushin’ Big Macs
My cousin is a future NHL prospect and it’s kind of insane how serious his dad takes his hockey career, like at 14 he was already in Europe playing tournaments and had to practice everyday since like 8. My cousin luckily seems to love it, but I wonder how many pro-athletes lose out on being a kid because of crazy parents who are trying to live vicariously.
Unless you’re following this teen 24/7 I’m guessing he’s consumed a few things Mom doesn’t know about.
WE GOT 5 MCDONALDS IN NORTH VAN. I DONT BUY IT!
Yea… he’s been crisscrossing western Canada by bus for the last two years but he’s never had fast food…. Maybe his mom has never me gotten him fast food but I don’t buy it that he’s never had it
He’s definitely had it.
Or his parents are so rich that they had gourmet meals every day so he wouldn’t want mcds.
There’s nothing better than fast food after a hockey game.
And just like this, Conor Bedard just lost 100M$ in potential sponsors money.
Thanks mom.
Poor lad he’s missing out on health problems but also sweet sweet fries.