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[Batchelor] Andrei Kuzmenko jokes with the media that fans who have been bringing bananas to trade with him during warmup should bring other food items. He has requested Twix, Kit-Kat, steak and chicken in future.



[Batchelor] Andrei Kuzmenko jokes with the media that fans who have been bringing bananas to trade with him during warmup should bring other food items. He has requested Twix, Kit-Kat, steak and chicken in future.

by electricnux

34 Comments

  1. pewpewgamingau

    Please, don’t throw a live chicken on the ice 🐔

  2. AppealToReason16

    I’m gonna bring a charcuterie board and hope it survives being chucked over the glass.

  3. ooMEAToo

    Don’t forget he likes Lemons too. Lemon water.

  4. general-slime

    BRB gonna launch a Costco hot dog over the boards tomorrow

  5. Knight_On_Fire

    But the Canucks are always about doubling down on bananas.

  6. CamaroGirl96

    He probably has all the bananas he needs. Might as well stock up on some other stuff!

  7. julesieee

    LOL this is turning out like a video game where Kuzy can grab food items like power-ups tossed by the audience to increase health, stamina, etc..

    🍌🍗🥩🍫

  8. hangoverpho

    Wow, don’t make him fat and slow him down now 😂

  9. jon-in-tha-hood

    This should be combined with what they do in Juniors with a Teddy Bear Toss to raise money for charity. Just instead, instead of fluffy stuffed animals, it can be for the Greater Vancouver Food Bank and fans can throw full cans of food onto the ice when Kuzmenko scores. The players have helmets, it’s ok.

  10. helixflush

    It’s way too convenient that Costco is across the street, pickup a rotisserie chicken and chuck it over.

  11. Is Kuz a right or left side first Twix guy, get on it media peeps!

  12. 1DVSBSTRD5

    The mans obviously asking for vodka.

    Let’s get on it boys and girls.

  13. Our version of Jagr?

    But on a serious note. An opportunity for the food bank here .

  14. daaanish

    The birth of the super hero… Kit-Kat-Kuz!

  15. DisplacedNovaScotian

    Is this going to be our equivalent to Detroit fans throwing squid on the ice?

  16. arazamatazguy

    The fan with the banana is funny the first time…..then not so much.

  17. YouCanFucough

    Think Kuzmenko isn’t a popular player?? *THINK AGAIN*

  18. Head of security of Rogers Arena losing their mind rn

  19. GangreneMachine

    I swear, feels like the guy was brought here just to keep us being Canucks fans.

  20. B-bifford

    This is exactly the kind of cat this team needs right now. Wicked player, great with media and fans.

  21. goodbye9hello10

    Throw the man some borscht too, I’m sure he misses home.

  22. FelixTheNomad

    Secretly, Kuzie saw the price of groceries, and is just conning us into giving him free meals.

  23. MooseMalloy

    He’ll be looking like Krutov in no time.

  24. Just waiting for someone to offer him Milf and cookies.

  25. joeyandkuma

    Let’s just bring him one of everything from 7-11 and let him pick what he wants lol

    he’s a beaut

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