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NUMBER 5 ARE U KIDDING ME, THAT’S RIGHT… (I have accepted reality, the tank is dead)



NUMBER 5 ARE U KIDDING ME, THAT’S RIGHT… (I have accepted reality, the tank is dead)



by NinCross

19 Comments

  1. We’re gonna be 2 points behind that last playoff team in no time! 19 game heater incoming, Pettersson scores 16 goals and gets 26 assists while Kuzmemko hits 50 goals and Demko getting 3 shutouts in a row!

    Even if that did happen we would lose the clinching game after being up 2-0

  2. We can’t even lose properly. This team is destined to be mediocre forever.

  3. Next season will be the same shitty start and same shitty finish, we’re stuck in limbo

  4. go_sparks25

    My faith in us winning the lottery is 0%. Even if we finished last I would still expect us to lose the lottery and all chances of getting Bedard. Oh and we would be drafting 4th most likely.

  5. PMMeYourCouplets

    You know how some teams and coaches have cliche motivational quotes as a training camp theme. For next training, can the Canucks just put up calendars showing that it’s March 2024? We can’t lose

  6. cana-man27

    Tbh it’s good for the boys bad for the odds. It also good to help keep our star players. I would have preferred we tanked till the end but gotta look at the positives. We are creating a winning environment again. This is canucks hockey :p

  7. Zaboomafood

    I miss the tank too, but let’s be honest: watching the team win is much more fun. I’m enjoying this, and that’s why I watch hockey.

  8. bleedblue4

    I still don’t understand why people expect us to purposely lose

  9. TypicalRecon

    Pete Weber is a god lmao, but the forever purgatory that is being a Canucks fan seems to live on.

  10. sleeplesscitynights

    The fact is we got our first overall picks in Petterrson AND Kuzmenko. So now we need to tidy shop, buyout some bad contracts, and push this team forward. We have a generational talent in Hughes and arguably one of the best goaltenders in the league. Lets not forget the Avs had the likes of Duchene, Landeskog, MacKinnon, O’Reilly, Barrie, Varlamov, Makar and it still took them 8 seasons to get out of the 2nd round.

  11. *”Love me or hate me, you watched. That’s all you could do.”*

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