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The St. Louis Blues: A Legacy of Failure (1967-2019)



TRIGGER WARNING: The following video contains scenes that may cause horrible pain for Blues fans and/or vicarious joy for division rivals.

Here we have another infamous team that chokes up in big moments. The so-called “Washington Capitals of the Western Conference”, the Blues live up to their nickname in both past and present. Even with all of the failure, they have been screwed over both by shitty ownership and management.

Here is a brief summary of what Blues fans have had to deal with over the years.

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  1. It's over. All of the pain, all of the agony, all of the times the Blues came up short… vindicated.

    This legacy of failure is now a historical piece. As it shall remain to remind us all of the struggles it takes for a team to win the Stanley Cup.

    Well done, boys. Nothing can take away that cup win now.

  2. "Wash, Rinse, Repeat" can sum up the whole Trump administration for the past 4 years. From the Presidential interference in 2016 to the Mueller Probe to the Ukraine cover-up to the 2020 Election fraud, & the cherry on top of this bullshit cake was the January 6th insurrection where a bunch of vikings & Call of Duty cosplayers stormed the capital to stop the lawful recount of votes.

  3. November 19, 2018: "Turns out Mike Yeo is the least of your coaching issues and you go nowhere with him anymore. He's also gone on November 19. Fuck it, let's band-aid ourselves with a real chief in Craig Berube."

  4. St. Louis Blues Scoreboard in 2019:
    Playoffs: Blues 16 NHL 10
    Playoff Series: Blues 4 NHL 0
    Stanley Cup Finals: Blues 4 Bruins 3
    Game Seven: Blues 2 NHL 0
    Swept: Blues 0 NHL 0. The Blues win the tiebreaker via post-New Year’s record.
    Early Eliminations: Blues 0 NHL 12.

    The Blues win because the NHL team died before the game ended.
    Playoff Grade: 🔼S (F in 2018, Highest Ever: B+/A- [1969])
    Playoff Failure: 🔽A+ (S in 2018, Lowest Ever: Unranked [1967 Regular Season])
    Regular Season Success: 🔼B+ (Jumped from F when the Blues apparently loved New Years, Highest Ever: A+ [1999-00])
    Are You Better Than The Walking Mediocrity (Sabres): 🔼A+ (A in 2018, Tied with 2020 and 2021, Lowest Ever: C [2007])

  5. What I find so interesting about the St. Louis Blues is that from the 1997 through the 2002 playoffs 5 out of the 6 teams that eliminated the Blues in the playoffs ended up winning the Stanley Cup in those respective playoffs. The Red Wings in 1997,1998, and 2002. The Stars in 1999. And the Avalanche in 2001.

  6. Would have been funnier to say after the clip of the Yzerman OT playoff goal, repeat the line from the Bobby Orr goal "Oh yeah That goal"

  7. Hey blues want a cup have one you overarching sack of shits and with a rookie (technically) goalie as well have that too with forner leafs yep and a former buffalo sabre from buffalo yep And not make there again (yet) yep

  8. Good thing that these videos are still up. Its important that zoomer new age fans of teams learn the culture and agony of their chosen franchises before success.

  9. winning after all that suck doesn't erase the fact that St Louis, the state of Missouri ( Misery ) and everyone and everything in it sucks ! worst most backward ass meth addled scumbag fans in the entire world. You got lucky and finally won one. The fact remains, The St Louis Blues Suck! and will always be the worst example of sportsmanship in NHL history. Now crawl back into your trailers and cook up that meth for your pappy, rent is due.

  10. Hey urinating tree, you should do a video on Peter Lavioulette ( current capitols coach): a legacy of failure

  11. Man someone's contact for me to waste my life with them it's so irrelevant now because all of these legacy of failure videos haven't were created in a time before the capitals Nationals or blues won a cup the world series

  12. I am starting to think that Urinating Tree is really making these failure videos of the NHL teams because they all have involvements in helping other teams beat the Philadelphia Flyers in Stanly Cup Finals. The reason being that the Maple Leaves gave both the Red Wings of 97 and 98 and the Black Hawks of 2010 key players that defeated the Flyers in 97 and 2010 and Scotty Bowman was involved in both of those Flyers losses as well, either as the coach for the Red Wings, should have mentioned that part when he beat the Blues that year as well, or the Senior Advisor of Hockey Operations for the Black Hawks, and the Flyers lost to him in 1976 ending our winning streak and beginning his four year long reign of terror before the other former Blues coach Al Arbour and his Islanders take his place and start it by beating the Flyers again, in game 6 overtime. The fact that Urinating tree is a die-hard Penguins fan also points to this being the case since they are the bitter rivals of the Flyers. I will thank Urinating Tree for these videos as now it tells me that my home team, the Flyers, will win another Stanly Cup when Scotty Bowman has passed away due to old age since I know he will be involved in another Flyers Stanly Cup Finals loss, hopefully the other NHL teams won't use necromancy to screw us again.
    Speaking of failures, if the Flyers don't win again in the next three years, I am pretty sure we are next in the 50 years of failure video, at least we are not the Maple Leafs, just jinxed it probably.

  13. And now the Leafs get Ryan O'Reilly from the St Louis Blues Clues. Now the St Louis Blues Clues are now back to being a laughing stock

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