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My buddies new Oilers hat he ordered from China.



For some reason it has an American flag and no Canadian flag. Everywhere it should say Edmonton, it instead says “Edmont” or is completely unintelligible, it has Toronto raptor style claw marks all over it. Where it should be orange is actually more red than anything and the form of the hat would make you think it was made for someone with elephantiasis.

This is an excellent example of why it isn’t worth it to throw your money at cheap knockoffs! If you truly support a team, show it by buying official merchandise.

by GrumpyOldGrower

33 Comments

  1. Funniest thing is this is something Fanatics would do 100%

  2. michealgaribaldi

    I was in Cancun and I saw someone that had an oilers hat that had the oilers logo with “playa del carma” on it with some Mexican colors. He got it at a random gas station in the middle of nowhere.

  3. SteakMan43

    You sure this ain’t a fanatics brand hat?

  4. zevonyumaxray

    Rather flashy and I don’t totally hate it, but an American flag? Has to be an illegal knockoff.

  5. EdmontonOil

    The Chinese think that we all look the same to them.

  6. Hydrorecreation

    My brother ordered a mcdavid jersey from china and it was sent with the name bar upside down. I think it was worth keeping versus getting repositioned.

  7. QuarterNote44

    Well, we Americans do love to put our flag in places where there’s oil. I think it’s appropriate.

    (No hate, Canadian bros. Go Oilers)

  8. Relevant-Taste-4770

    As an Oilers fan that lives in the U.S. 100% would wear. Anyone have a link for this?

  9. TraditionalLie6213

    Uh what the fuck is that lmfao it looks like an LSD tab threw up on a hat

  10. kraft_d_

    That might be the ugliest hat I’ve ever seen. Impressive

  11. burrito-boy

    Not gonna lie, I’d wear this, if only to spark conversation haha.

  12. skirtsrock69

    ah yes, edmonton. my favorite city in america, right behind calgary.

  13. Sadiq_Sabonis

    Unpopular opinion but I think this actually looks kinda dope. Very edgy and creative. The authentic ones you see at Oilers shop, sportchek, Lids are so generic and boring, especially for over $40

  14. DisasterAwareness

    Yamamoto Freedom Edition 🦅🇺🇸🔥

  15. help-dave

    I mean Edmonton feels as unsafe as America

  16. OVERLORDMAXIMUS

    I’ve picked up stuff from 3rd party sellers over the years and I’ve never seen one this bad, though I imagine it gets even worse. Even the Chinese knockoffs have been pretty nice, my main ballcap I wear casually (as opposed to formally, for a game) is made in China and holds together better than my fanatics gear.

  17. parkhurstcards

    Sorry I can’t hear you. That hat is too loud.

  18. davidevan

    Pairs well with a highly visibility jacket and a jacked up truck.

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