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Mario Lemieux rocking the birth control goggles!



Mario Lemieux rocking the birth control goggles!

by Salt-Builder4568

28 Comments

  1. live4lax25

    Hey Mario, how come you walk in a room and a minute later your ass walks in

  2. The_G_89

    Those arenā€™t birth control goggles Jen, those goggles and that ass can definitely pull some rockets.

  3. justpayin

    He looks like a 35 year old man going to the office

  4. Ok_Nefariousness6386

    Lemieux scored his first NHL goal, on his first shift, and his first shot on net!

  5. Jen is great, highly recommend following her

  6. DeputyDangle19

    Just imagine how clear he sees the world with those though

  7. Peckerhead321

    When you have an ass like that you can get away with wearing them specs

  8. biscuitslayer77

    OK but homie, for as tiny as he is, kinda has a dump truck

  9. Rumtuggle

    Just imagine how many goals he would of scored if he wore those during the game!

  10. insert-originality

    how did he play as long as he did with that dump truck behind him?

  11. PitterPatter9393

    Wait, so you’re saying this guy with those thick ass coke bottles for glasses was one of the best players in NHL !?

  12. Dirtcartdarbydoo

    You can’t convince me that’s not just Tyler Toffoli.

  13. outofcontrol420

    Looks like heā€™s taking a shit js

  14. That suitcase probably had 8 reams of menthol cigarettes inside.

  15. soverytired_again

    If only he had stopped at the Forumā€¦maybe 6km away.

  16. EvetsYenoham

    Sure doesnā€™t look like 1 of the top 2 hockey players of all time. This is his ā€œClark Kentā€ strategy.

  17. ottereckhart

    Back in those days those were baby makin’ goggles.

  18. PsychoWarper

    And that ladies and gentlemen is one of the most dominant athletes ever

  19. falloutisacoolseries

    He also ate fast food constantly and smoked a pack a day at that point.

  20. Suspicious-Joke6741

    When I got to Navy Bootcamp in ’92, I was issued a pair of heavy plastic rimmed eyewear of what was called in Navy vernacular as BC Glasses to use while there instead of my civie glasses I had brought with me. Good times.

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