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Game Thread: Chicago Blackhawks (24-46-6) @ Calgary Flames (36-26-15)


**Time:** 7:00 PM MST (9:00 PM EST)

**Place:** Scotiabank Saddledome – Calgary, AB.

**TV:** SN360

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**Drinking Game:**

* Pelletier gets wholesome – *drink*
* Flames wild off-season mentioned – *drink*
* Lindholm scores from his office – *drink*
* Looooooooch – *drink*
* Huberdeau spins – *drink*
* Markstrom/Vladar big save – *drink*
* Flames hit post/crossbar – *drink*
* Tyler goes top titty – *chug*
* 4th line scores – *chug*
* Shorthanded goal – *chug*
* Over the glass penalty – **finish and fill**
* Fight – **finish and fill**
* Flames penalty in overtime – **finish and fill**
* Matthew Coronato scores his first NHL goal – **finish and fill**

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42 Comments

  1. SofaProfessor

    Team just plays so slow. Anyone with a bit of speed and two brain cells to rub together can read their plays from a mile away and jump in front of these passes that look like they’re traveling through water.

  2. DarkestDawn-

    Gentlemen, this season was a season. May we have better fortunes in the autumn

  3. marlboro__man9

    Did 91 realize that Sutter is back if they win out and take things into his own hands? People are asking

  4. YYCGolfer

    Come on Chicago, just throw us this one and keep your better odds for Bedard

  5. undeletable-2

    This team is making me saltier than a boston pizza medium pepperoni

  6. Steve78293

    Lewis and lucic are so fucking useless

  7. weschester

    Oh hey Lucic is on the ice!! That will save the season!

  8. CanadianRockx

    Aight fuck it, I’m jumping on the tank train.

    I’ve defended everything for so long, but fuck it.

    I hope we sell everything in the summer and fully suck for 4-5 years.

    There is absolutely no fucking excuse to be losing to what is not even close to an NHL team.

    I want to suck so we get a McDavid, or a Hughes, or a Bedard. I will happily endure half a decade of shit with low expectations so I can enjoy a decade+ of good hockey with chances for a cup.

    I want our best player to be the constant talk of the league, and for the comments to be about how broadcasters constantly suck his dick. This isn’t even out of jealously towards Edmonton at this point, this is just out of pure, whatever the word for “sick of this fucking shit” is

    Sorry Huberdeau, you deserve(d) better. If you don’t/can’t move on from this team, I hope you’re able to find ways to make decent of your time. Maybe we can win a cup on the backend of your contract when you’re still good for a 3rd line.

    Not sorry Kadri. I didn’t want you here from the beginning. Take your shit and go stink somewhere else.

  9. unrivaled18

    This is unfortunate. Season definitely isn’t over if they lose though.

  10. Kadri quit because old man said some mean things

  11. azndestructo

    Wow those guys in red are putting in a solid effort despite the fact that they are fielding an AHL roster

  12. salguod83

    This is hilarious, pathetic. There goes playoff hope

  13. UnfilteredBritta

    This team doesn’t deserve playoffs.

  14. No_Cycle5101

    Flames are getting scheduled by the last team in the league

  15. Chicago deserves to miss out on the Bedard sweepstakes for this one

  16. hailmaryishere

    If you were to show someone this game without any context and asked them which team was fighting to keep their season alive, the vast majority would not answer the Flames right now…

  17. GooseDevito

    Sub 0.800 sv% should not be the standard, just saying

  18. Beginning-Gear-744

    Blackhawks are playing this 3rd period like their season’s on the line, not the Flames.

  19. Steve78293

    Kadri and our 4th line are net negatives same with markstorms play. Only thing keeping us afloat is backlund and toffolli

  20. super6646

    Glad to know our 4th line is giving the blackhawks crucial breathing room.

    I hope no one changed their mind on sutter after these 4 games. He’s still a stubborn old fuck that needs to be gonzo.

  21. Bigasspikachu

    Lewis provides zero offense. Why even have him on the ice right now

  22. hailmaryishere

    This game has all but secured us a 17th place finish…

  23. CostcoTPisBest

    Flames entering the zone like my 7 year old cousin playing NHL 96 for the first time ever.

  24. ADFanatic

    I look forward to seeing Looch double shifted with the season on the line here…

  25. Sufficient-Cookie404

    Our 1 shot in nearly 10 minutes is helping us out here.

  26. BeerLeagueSpode

    Has there been a penalty yet? Weird

  27. surrealsoymilk

    Pretty embarrassing if I’m being honest

  28. weschester

    How the fuck is the worst team in the league playing with more heart than the team battling for a playoff spot? Could it be they have a coach that’s not completely useless and a captain that actually gives a shit still?

  29. RevolutionMaterial15

    Just wait until tomorrow when you have to play a real team

  30. noor1717

    This was just straight up disinterest from our players. And fuck sutter for not calling a timeout. He never fucking does. He saves them and doesn’t use them

  31. ArnieAndTheWaves

    Good job Zadorov, if we’re going to lose this game, at least bruise some Hawks

  32. CalgaryCheekClapper

    Can kadri feasibly be traded in any way

  33. VictorHelios1

    Can’t win puck battles …. Turnovers…. Can’t hit the net …. This team does not belong anywhere near a playoff spot.

    Get rid of kadri. Give his money to looch. At least he gives a shit.

    If that don’t fix things get rid of sutter.

  34. luluwtac

    Maybe this is dramatic but I don’t care to see this gong show in the playoffs. They don’t really deserve it. the inconsistency is unbearable, this team needs to work out its issues inside out and come back next October with a revitalized mindset

  35. bordeaux590

    Barb has her jacket on. Not a good sign

  36. hailmaryishere

    Fuck it, start Looch in goal tomorrow night. At least make our death march a funny one

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