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Canucks officially guaranteed a chance to win draft lottery and select Connor Bedard



Canucks officially guaranteed a chance to win draft lottery and select Connor Bedard

by Phozzwald

29 Comments

  1. Blablabigfoot

    The sad thing about that, and the fact we’ve been winning meaningless games recently, is that if this was an Instagram post, we’d see a “Connor Bedard likes this”.

  2. SkidmarkDave

    My only hope is that the lottery is rigged. NYR getting Lafrieniere, Toronto getting Matthews, Devils getting Hughes, etc. Pleass give us Bedard, Gary đŸ˜˜đŸ„°

  3. Skookummm

    Dear Gary, I will boo even harder when they announce your name if you give the Canucks 1,OA. (I know you secretly love it)

  4. RelevantJackWhite

    Guaranteed a Connor Bedard, got it

  5. Who here thinks the Canucks win first overall and pick someone other than Bedard. That would possibly be the most Canucks thing in the history of the Canucks.

  6. One of the main triggers of my epilepsy is stress.

    During the lottery, if Bettman gets to pick [insert Vancouver position here], and we’re not there, I’m probably going to be on my way to the hospital by the time he gets down to revealing the top 2.

  7. This will be the year we win 2nd overall.

    For real though. I would be happy with 2nd. Michkov or Fantilli would be a big win.

  8. theclansman22

    We aren’t winning this lottery, we will drop 2 places, as is tradition.

  9. Throughout all of this season, I never really considered a real possibility of us winning the draft lottery, because I figure the odds are just too low.

    BUT, I just briefly had a moment where I imaged myself watching the draft lottery, the Canucks get 1st overall pick, and the absolute euphoria that overcomes me. It’s beautiful.

    I have officially set myself up for disappointment.

  10. carry-on_replacement

    Personally I don’t care for Canucks getting him. I just want a Canadian team to get him and not a team like the Ducks or the Coyotes. More Canadian teams need superstars like Matthews and McDavid

  11. Occams_ElectricRazor

    Not a Canucks fan but definitely getting a retro Bedard jersey if you guys land him 🙂

  12. mghtymrv

    I really wanna speak this into existence:

    #Canucks officially guaranteed ~~a chance~~ to win draft lottery and select Connor Bedard

  13. Reign_Nateo

    6% odds, add in Canucks luck and we’re looking at a -357% chance of getting Bedard.

  14. ChiefBearMight

    Quick someone say they’ll eat something ridiculous to really boost our odds

  15. ruthlesskid

    I got Bedard on my second simulation of tankathon. Plan the parade boys!!

  16. 40prcentiron

    please just let Bedard choose which team he wants to be on. i mean like come on

  17. “Canucks officially guaranteed a chance to be disappointed yet again”

    Eh, a top pick this draft is still solid nonetheless.

  18. Horvat53

    It would be nice for the team to get some crazy luck for once with where our pick ends up.

  19. Victal87

    Just remember all those times you rolled a 1 in wow

    There’s hope

  20. FarSightXR-20

    This year is our year to finally win the draft lottery. I can feel it. Come home, Connor.

  21. I thought Betman is sending Bedard to Arizona to try to revive that franchise. They are building a new arena
. Same as Edmonton announced fright before “winning” McDavid. The shit is rigged. Mark my words, Bedard is off to Arizona. Fuck Messier!

  22. Bubba-ORiley

    I must be crazy for saying this but I would rather see you guys get him over anybody else.

  23. NoIndependence1479

    if we get bedard we owe it 100% to tank commander myers for his hard work

  24. Imagine if we hadn’t got all these pointless wins since Tocchet. We can’t even tank properly.

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