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Spring is here and the bad offseason ideas are already in full bloom



Spring is here and the bad offseason ideas are already in full bloom

by OpabiniaGlasses

25 Comments

  1. Numerous-Substance66

    An aging star with health issues and a $9 million defensman. Brilliant

  2. scaredwhiteboy1

    Seth Jones? That guy has the worst contract in the league. Why would any team bail the Blackhawks out of that contract? Also fuck the Blackhawks absolute human garbage playing for that team and managing that team. Fuck em.

  3. Roguemutantbrain

    Lol what would we trade? Chicago already said they’re not re signing Toews. Are we giving up assets for an exclusive bargaining period with a washed up vet who covered up a scandal?

  4. AudioCats

    SabresBuzz is just account that exemplifies, “what if we gave Bob, 58 from Hamburg, NY a microphone”

  5. This guy always has the dumbest takes, I swear he does it just for engagement.

  6. Killswitch__AUT

    Yeah, let’s give it up for a 9m AAV defender who’s hot trash and a guy who has an auto immune disease or something.

    Some people should be kicked off the internet forever.

  7. belowspot

    Sabresbuzz…… well thats your first problem here.

  8. sideshowbob32

    I, for one, am glad this person is not Kevyn Adams.

  9. austfraust

    Fuck no. Jones is a complete bust and Toews is injury ridden and clearly not able to perform at a high level over an 82 game season anymore. Waste of money.

  10. Tactial_snail

    the last i saw about Toews was him considering retirement lmao

  11. Chemical-Assist-6529

    They better throw in a couple 1st’s and a second. We will give a 5th.

  12. CNYMetroStar

    My friend wants them to sign Toews and Kane. I don’t want the Sabres to become a retirement home.

  13. slightlyuglyboss

    How many firsts are the blackhawks going to include to get out of the Jones deal?

  14. I’ve been staying away from the Bills feed for the same reason.

  15. _FiscalJackhammer_

    First off I believe he is on the last year of a contract. So we wouldn’t have to trade for him.. we could just sign him. But I wouldn’t do that either.

  16. JoeyKnishx

    Toews has like 1 game left on his contract why would some1 trade for him

  17. BillsByABillion

    Toews the guy with no contract for next year? In a trade? Along with Seth albatross contract you couldn’t trade if you wanted Jones? If it’s a shitpost it’s very well crafted

  18. Juniorwoj

    Alright hear me out. What if we trade Levi for TWO Levi’s. I mean two is more than one and it solves our goaltending problems!

  19. Skyline_BNR34

    Toews is gonna be a Free Agent, so why would they trade for him?

  20. SiidChawsby

    You would have to be absolutely brain dead to go after those guys. This is the opposite of what you guys need.

  21. HarambeWest2020

    Huh I forgot all about Garth, that guy is the worst

  22. SoExcited_1

    Hang on a min… that’s a great idea when compared to anything done in Vancouver

  23. FesteringLion

    … I don’t even have words for how dumb that idea is.

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