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My girlfriend who knows nothing about hockey decided to make a bracket



My girlfriend who knows nothing about hockey decided to make a bracket

by CrownRoyalBlack

40 Comments

  1. JollyAd4095

    Honestly it’s not that bad, just switch the jets with the stars and it’s pretty believable. I could see series like the avs and kraken and the bruins and leafs being upsets in the other favor. I also see this as the year that Toronto breaks out of the first round.

  2. Henrazysed910

    if she knows nothing how come it’s perfect? she has some explaining to do

  3. RedWingsRedemption

    Everything else but the Jets. Decent bracket ngl

  4. NoBrainerDrainer

    Well that’s, something. Wouldn’t it be crazy if it happened?

  5. MichealangeloRetardo

    She has good taste why is she with you?

  6. imaybeacatIRl

    Good God. Not another Canadian team losing in the cup finals.

  7. Its_All_Gee

    Almost an identical bracket as my 3 year old 😅

  8. Absolute masterclass performances from Hellebuyck and Shesterkin in that final. 21 total goals? My goodness.

  9. skilzkid

    GF obviously recognizes Hellebuyck. Respect 🙂

  10. Pineapple_Express762

    That would be a huge upset for both East and West

  11. REDitor_31

    I mean anything’s possible, looks like a fun bracket

  12. Exotic-Ferret-3452

    Unlikely as it is, I would love to see this!

    OP’s username checks out, kinda…. Crown Royal is distilled in Manitoba.

  13. Sensitive_Ladder2235

    This is a load, imagine the Leafs making past the first round lol

  14. Cuboidified

    the most unrealistic part about this bracket is the leafs made it past the 1st round.

  15. J0K3R_SAM

    Bro, if she can’t take it seriously, why should you take her seriously? This is hockey woman! Lol jk jk. All seriousness it’s a horrible bracket but hey at least she tried and took an interest in something you like.

  16. Walruseon

    After last night, I’ll take losing in semis against WPG.

  17. Spidermane0

    I love seeing these type of brackets, I always wonder what if.

  18. TinnieTa21

    Aside from Seattle over Colorado, this really isn’t that bad. I don’t think Winnipeg goes nearly that fair but I mean, I hope they do as a Canadian lol.

  19. Phoeptar

    As a Leafs fan I appreciate how far she put us. Go Leafs Go!

  20. Mikex204

    As a Jets fan I must say I like your girlfriend.

  21. ConditionWilling650

    This is better than any bracket that has the isles beating the canes

  22. GlennSeaborg

    >My girlfriend who ~~knows nothing about hockey~~ *is psychic* decided to make a bracket

    LGR!

  23. Effinehright

    I really don’t care for her hockey picks, like tempted to like wish her a warm beer.

  24. Ok_Ice1506

    the leafs beating Boston in the second round IS our Stanley Cup

  25. GoalGuard

    “Vegas bookies hate this one trick”

  26. SecureDog4845

    She’s not completely ignorant of hockey. She knows the leafs aren’t going to the cup final.

  27. The_Spooning

    Have you considered marrying your girlfriend; because she is a genius. ~~LETS GO JETS~~

  28. Ketachloride

    your girlfriend is smart, hot, and you should marry her

  29. DApolloS

    I don’t know if I could handle this heartbreak. But I know I’d be damn proud of the boys if they made it this far.

  30. wyolaskan

    Imagine how silly we’re all going to feel if she nails it.

  31. MaryJaneAndMaple

    I like her spirit, but Winnipeg is not making the finals and BOS probably definitely maybe is.

    Edit: I hate the Bruins. Brad Marchand can suck an egg

  32. BSDShoes

    Jets vs Rangers? I’ll take it.

    PS- I like how almost no one in here mentioned Toronto being in 2nd round.

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