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Rumours turn into reality sometimes.

by dubygob

10 Comments

  1. Wonderful-Ad-5577

    LMFAOOOOO bruhhh this is the worst one I’ve seen 😂😂😂

  2. ChodedMale

    buddy there is a text option when editing on the stock photo app

  3. Comfortable-Ad-7158

    The serial killer writing is *chefs kiss*

  4. TheAnimal89

    You coulda made this actual text by using snap chat, I love it tho

  5. Years from now, historians will have this meme framed and housed in the most prestigious location within the Glenbow Museum. The greatest connoisseurs of the fine arts will come from the farthest corners of the world just to see this one meme, just to say that they were once in the same physical space with it.

    There will be no other piece of art, whether it be the written word, the screen or stage, or painted on canvas that can surpass the likes of this for one reason and this reason only:

    No other created work has perfectly captured the collapse of a Flames fan’s sanity like this. Behold the works of a man (or woman) whose spirit has been so broken that they have lost any semblance of hope in this godforsaken hell that we call life. With nowhere else to go, the Flames fan has finally surrendered their mind to the entropy of chaos, welcoming madness like a lifelong friend.

    There is no salvation for the Flames fan – not one borne of rationality at least. Instead, like their ancestors they wait on the coming of a divine, a godly being sent to save their damned souls. They cling to the childhood stories their loving mothers told them as the night dimmed their eyes, of heroes who are nigh unstoppable and cast light in the endless darkness to liberate them from their damnation. Now in their twilight years, the names of those hallowed messiahs from their childhood are whispered into their ears once more, and though they have never seen them nor heard their voice, they begin to believe again, because that belief is the last thing that keeps their final thread of sanity being rent and condemning their mind to be no better than the common beasts of the field.

    Behold these works dear viewer, because what you see is the last vestiges of one’s humanity. Their time left with us is short, and soon their ramblings and vain hopes will be decipherable by none.

    Mourn for them, and pray that you do not join them in their derangement.

  6. DancinJanzen

    Oh great, the oilers timeline. Just like 20 years behind.

  7. misterktomato

    Bruh. We said no more curses.

    I can’t read that shit!!!!

  8. Careful, you might curse us again with that Amharic looking writing

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