So many different narratives in this one. Nervous first, bunting hit, no-goal goal, fire drill d-zone coverage, the “here we go again” vibe.
GoatStimulator_
Idea for one these: just the leafs helmet, except the advertisement is spelled TickTock
Evening_Calm
So they play ZAR because he’s “not going to hurt you” and Knies might, but then he promptly turns it over a minute into the game leading to a goal. They also dressed a 3rd line who’s played less than 10 minutes at 5-on-5 together this year, and got tuned to the effect of 6.2%xGF. The players played like shit, but boy is it annoying watching Keefe get outcoached every single series.
JimBeefLakeMonster
As is tradition
SkullysBones
Shudda been the boys all piling out of the same clown car when they got to the rink, but this one was good. How does this team still not look ready for a playoff game?
JonnySnowflake
If they keep making a Lightning player leave the game with injury for each goal they score, we might just win this series /s
KettleBal1er
Sheldon Keefe can’t even motivate a horny bull to fuck a cow. Everyone’s job is on the line and this is how they start.
CTHT07
Almost poetic that the excuse for not starting Knies was because he could make a drop pass that could lead to a goal and change the game.
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So many different narratives in this one.
Nervous first, bunting hit, no-goal goal, fire drill d-zone coverage, the “here we go again” vibe.
Idea for one these: just the leafs helmet, except the advertisement is spelled TickTock
So they play ZAR because he’s “not going to hurt you” and Knies might, but then he promptly turns it over a minute into the game leading to a goal. They also dressed a 3rd line who’s played less than 10 minutes at 5-on-5 together this year, and got tuned to the effect of 6.2%xGF. The players played like shit, but boy is it annoying watching Keefe get outcoached every single series.
As is tradition
Shudda been the boys all piling out of the same clown car when they got to the rink, but this one was good. How does this team still not look ready for a playoff game?
If they keep making a Lightning player leave the game with injury for each goal they score, we might just win this series /s
Sheldon Keefe can’t even motivate a horny bull to fuck a cow. Everyone’s job is on the line and this is how they start.
Almost poetic that the excuse for not starting Knies was because he could make a drop pass that could lead to a goal and change the game.