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When you’re trying to explain *why* you don’t have a belly button.



When you’re trying to explain *why* you don’t have a belly button.

by BroThornton19

25 Comments

  1. smithj02478

    I legit thought this man wasn’t wearing a shirt for a second lol

  2. Big-Pool

    Anyone else feel like PK isn’t gonna be on next year?

  3. alwaysleafyintoronto

    so it’s ok to pull this on PK, but when Jack Edwards calls Pat Maroon fat, the sky falls?

  4. ZucchiniUsual7370

    He’s fucking awful.

    In the 1st intermission of the Carolina game he didn’t realise the camera was on the whole panel. He spent the first minutes of the discussion adjusting his shirt and checking his look in the monitors. When it came time for his two cents he actually had no idea what was being discussed.

  5. FatStupidOldMan

    It’s because his belly button is blocked by a shirt.

  6. JackIbach

    We are just glad Leah Hextal kept her shirt on

  7. bobby_sponch

    “It’s the Lexus intermission report”

    – going into the Discover intermission report.

  8. PK seemed like he had absolutely no idea what was going on tonight. Is it his shtick or is he not great at it

  9. RSlashLazy

    Man, I really hope PK is just having an off first year.

  10. rhunter99

    This is my first time seeing him during the intermission shows and he’s terrible. He barely contributes, his outfits don’t match the rest of the team, and the bare chested look was just going too far

  11. bdaddydizzle

    This is random but my dad doesn’t have a belly button. It’s just like a very light dent or something, none of the usual wrinkles people have. He said it was from a hernia surgery as a baby or something. It freaked me out as a kid after Kyle XY came out.

  12. bored_snowplowing

    Dudes such a douche bag. Don’t need him in the NHL.

  13. soggy_gargoyle

    Yeah this was when he was offering a secondary explanation for why Flower was in cage tonight. He had given up 6 on like 23 shots at this point and PK has already given the only defensible position that might have deflected evanson’s call. That Gus was not 100 percent.

    Paraphrasing what he was saying for this deeper cut but it was something like maybe he started a worse candidate to light a fire under team making themv play harder because your squad just stole one from the heavies Monday.

  14. sandysanBAR

    I have to admit at the beginning if that spot I WAS asking if PK was just wearing a blazer, specifically becuase he kept adjusting and readjusting it.

  15. Jegerenluftpudebad

    Fuck I hate this man. What a fucking loser.

  16. sandysanBAR

    I will admit, I like PK. But pairing him with milqtoast messier and chelios is just not working. They both act like grandapa simpson and agree with everything the other says whick kind of locks PK in.

    It seems like they are keeping the reigns pretty tight all pk keeps saying is keep it sinple and get it out of your end and through the neutal zone.

    The stuff about the food and the lobster I completely did not understand.

    You need a bieksa type to keep it lively not two hall of famers and a guy who just hung up thr skates.

  17. AliceP00per

    Might be the worst sports analysis session of any sport ever. I literally have to turn this off in between periods

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