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“We want Briere! We want Drury!”



“We want Briere! We want Drury!”

by Billy_Chaos

12 Comments

  1. This is a true story. I was one of the security guards.

  2. Timotheus2443

    If I remember right, didn’t Regier have offers for both Drury and Briere ready to go and Golisano said no?

  3. Acceptable-Equal8008

    its all good, we got tage and dahlin.

  4. timhortonsghost

    But if we kept Drury and Briere, we probably never draft Jack Eichel.

    Checkmate fellas

  5. DantePlace

    Something something won’t negotiate during the season.

    Uggh fucking Regier. He was the type of guy who’d sit your kid down, and with a reluctant and audible sigh, tell them, “your dreams are nothing more than an illusion. It’s best to just expect the worst and hope for the best.”

    Regier pats his top jacket pocket and pulls out a tattered pack of Marb reds.
    “Cigarette? No? I’m trying to cut back myself.”

    Standing up, he groans, like only adults do, pressing on his thighs with his hands, a heater dangling from the corner of his mouth.

    As he’s leaving he looks back to your kid and grunts, “We’d had won a cup with either one of them, you know that, right?” He ambles off, whistling off tune, “This old Man.”

  6. HilmDave

    Also his foot WAS in the crease and as such it was NOT a goal.

    Also also it would be a bison, not a buffalo. Buffalos are ugly AF.

  7. Gold-Watercress5651

    Holy FUCK I’m ready to tear down a brick wall…… is it October yet?

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