My pre-game is I get to the rink 5 mins before puck drop as I have fallen asleep after putting the kids to bed washing the dishes, do the laundry, clean the house and get to the rink for my 11:00 pm start time… worth it though!
If I was a pro, getting free laces, tape, sticks and all that type of shit. Except for my gloves and skates, I'd be using new equipment everyday. Why not?
My routine is: I wake up, I eat, I take a shower, then brush my teeth, I drive to the rink, I put on my stuff (Shin pads, skates, elbow pads, helmet, gloves) And I'm golden
i take a big fat crap, run a stone over my butter knife skates cause i forgot to get them sharpened for the 18th game in a row, gear up, take my stuff with me to the bench cause everyone steals shit from the players at the local rink, skate two laps, call it good and wait on the bench til the game starts
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Crazy. Retyping your stick twice and new laces every game? That seems overly ridiculous to me
The best part of the routine? No rape. Take note canadian juniors
I have two cough drops in the locker room
What a weirdo.
I doubt it.
My pre-game is I get to the rink 5 mins before puck drop as I have fallen asleep after putting the kids to bed washing the dishes, do the laundry, clean the house and get to the rink for my 11:00 pm start time… worth it though!
Wow
Honestly it seems like he's making fun of pre-game routines rather than actually listing his own.
Maybe u should try that and then u would start dominating ur colleges at beer league games
Literally the only thing weird is the 2nd shower. That’s itt
So I am guessing this is when he played for Buffalo
you got such a weird, aggressive north-american face.
Two advil every day? I don't know if that's healthy 🙁
How dare he shower and have a routine….
No wonder he hasn't won anything yet.
GUY LOOKIN LIKE BI*** A$$ BRAD MARCHAND SON
Same
Jesse youre better than this, gross they got you doing what small upstart streamers do
I eat a banana … ye that’s it
If I was a pro, getting free laces, tape, sticks and all that type of shit. Except for my gloves and skates, I'd be using new equipment everyday. Why not?
Thats way too much lol
Quiz idea, three strike system, and go down in point leaders for instant starting with Gretzky
Mr Over Paid and Under Deliver
Funny they left out the post game routine. "Go to club snort a line"
i wasn’t even listening. those glasses look goofy af on you
My routine is: I wake up, I eat, I take a shower, then brush my teeth, I drive to the rink, I put on my stuff (Shin pads, skates, elbow pads, helmet, gloves)
And I'm golden
Sounds made up.
I also go jock, hockey socks, then skates before anything else lol
this isnt me but my goalie drinks a mountain dew before each game LMAO
So That’s why he’s sucks.. okay
i take a big fat crap, run a stone over my butter knife skates cause i forgot to get them sharpened for the 18th game in a row, gear up, take my stuff with me to the bench cause everyone steals shit from the players at the local rink, skate two laps, call it good and wait on the bench til the game starts
Pre game consist of a couple bowls throughout the day then some white claws closer to game time.
Doesn’t seem to be paying off for him 😂 maybe it’s time to switch it up Jack
Skates while earm up and on the bike wow
this video is so cringe
Then takes a 3rd shower with his skates on