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Congrats, Bruins! (2023)



Behold the ultimate meme! I don’t know how the hell they did it, but the Boston Bruins somehow choked away a series against a team they should’ve beaten in five.

There’s no coming back from this. There just isn’t. How could you do this to Patrice Bergeron?

34 Comments

  1. I know my mic is way too hot in this video. I don't care. Call it homage to the sloppiness of the Bruins in this series.

  2. As a Bruins fans it is awesome to hear all of your envy. All of you act like your team just won the Stanley cup or something. Get over yourselves as the city of Champions still resides right here in Boston. For you Toronto and TB zeros, the joy of the B’a coming back and beating the Leafs will always far outweigh this series loss. And for you TB Lightning fans…you still own the worst let down of all…can you spell S-W-E-E-P, or has that word gone blank in your heads? And I wonder how much of a fluke you will think this series was after the Panthers beat down you weak Leafs.

  3. One other question I should ask: Do you have any videos that sound like court proceedings? Videos where you present evidence against the failure-accused and act like other courtroom figures? The way you verbally attack the subjects of your videos, that doesn't sound too far-fetched to me.

  4. The Bruins are now the Golden State Warriors of the NHL they both had a 3-1 lead to close it out only to see it slip away while this wasn’t for the trophy they’ll always be remembered as the team that couldn’t finish out the miracle season (65 wins and nothing to show for it, Golden State a 72 win season and nothing to show for it)

  5. Thank you Boston. They definitely saw how sad it was that the first-round memes were now dead in Toronto and swooped in immediately to fill that hole

  6. Number of times Toronto has lost Game 7 since 2000: 7

    Number of times Boston has lost Game 7 since 2000: 9

    And yet people make fun of Toronto when they lose Game 7, while Boston has lost more Game 7s than Toronto since 2000

  7. When normal teams choke oh no we blew it . When Boston when chokes don’t forget 28 and 3 lol

  8. As a FL fan I honestly never would have imagined this happening still can’t believe how the Bruins blew a 3-0 lead in this series I actually chose Boston to win the Stanley Cup in 2023 what a Shocker!

  9. As someone who has cheered for Montreal and Toronto you might think I enjoyed this, but I didn't. I liked this team. They were fun to watch. They were very skilled, the bond between Ullmark and Swayman was cute; and several of their veterans looked as if they might get one more ring near or at the end of their career. I almost cried seeing the remarkable and classy Bergeron at the end.

    In the last 52 years this team who should probably have won at least six, and possibly as many as ten Cups has only three.

  10. After this video you now should do a legacy failure of them. From 2008-2023! Please do it!

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