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Yanni Gourde ሰማያትን ይመታል ከዋክብትንም ያጠፋሉ



Yanni Gourde ሰማያትን ይመታል ከዋክብትንም ያጠፋሉ

by Saul_Teaload

5 Comments

  1. HockeyandHentai

    This has the opposite affect on the Kraken, right? I’m 100% on board.

  2. StollenTorch

    Didn’t we just learn that this doesn’t work?

  3. MidnightRecon

    Hey! Only cursed stuff for our team! And even then it doesn’t work all that well.

    MS PAINT OR NOTHING!

  4. Mr_Brain_Consumer

    *In depths of ocean’s dark embrace,*

    *A monstrous Kraken lies in wait,*

    *Yanni Gourde, his name of dread,*

    *A twisted beast with tentacles spread.*

    ​

    *His eyes ablaze, a fiery hue,*

    *In search of mischief, something new,*

    *He leaves the perilous sea behind,*

    *An odd desire within his mind.*

    ​

    *The shore it greets him, whispers sigh,*

    *As Yanni’s form emerges high,*

    *He finds a grove of maple sweet,*

    *Where golden leaves and waters meet.*

    ​

    *With sable ink and tendrils twined,*

    *His purpose now to fate’s design,*

    *A pyre of leaves, a crimson shroud,*

    *Yanni Gourde’s ambition vowed.*

    ​

    *He breathes and sparks ignite the breeze,*

    *The air consumed with fiery pleas,*

    *Ablaze, the maples sear and quake,*

    *As Yanni Gourde his mark doth make.*

    ​

    *The flames they dance, a wicked sight,*

    *As shadows play within the night,*

    *The trees aflame, a glowing pyre,*

    *That bathes the grove in wildfire’s ire.*

    ​

    *No longer bound by ocean’s reign,*

    *His terror sown upon the plain,*

    *Yanni Gourde, the Kraken dread,*

    *Sets forth for lands where man doth tread.*

    ​

    *But in the ashes, life remains,*

    *Resilient, strong, and unchained,*

    *The maples charred, yet firmly stand,*

    *A testament to nature’s hand.*

    ​

    *And so the tale of Yanni’s flight,*

    *From ocean’s depths to fiery night,*

    *Shall echo through the ages long,*

    *A monstrous Kraken’s twisted song.*

  5. Three_Froggy_Problem

    I’m all in on the Kraken. I want them to win it all.

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