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Today we wish a happy 35th birthday to one of the biggest ratface crybabies in sports history. His name is Brad Marchand!



Today we wish a happy 35th birthday to one of the biggest ratface crybabies in sports history. His name is Brad Marchand!

by IHeartHockey2010

33 Comments

  1. TypecastSmartass

    Sing loud enough so he can hear you on the golf course

  2. Pineapple_Express762

    Still one of the better players

  3. pleasetakethisID

    Unless u r a fan of his team, then he is far greater in game than on paper. Ask team canadia

  4. Used-Warthog8593

    He is still a legend wether you like him or hate him

  5. OrganicSciFi

    šŸ§ for the cupcake. He can lick off the frosting

  6. who_cares_416

    Your right but heā€™s great. I can respect that Atleast with Marchand. Keep going buddy

  7. Throwaway_PA717

    Love him if heā€™s on your team otherwise canā€™t stand him type of a dude.

  8. Yippingbyrd

    Didn’t you get the memo? He _used_ to be a piece of shit. Slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks. People can change.

  9. zeroviz72

    We share a birthday…hmmm… not sure how I feel about that lol

  10. reznorwings

    In all honesty, I was hoping for the Bruins this year. Last kick at the can type thing ya know?

    Hate playing against Marchand and he definitely has had some.. well. issues.. He has kinda grown on me over the last couple of seasons.

    He is a genuinely good hockey player who is a prick to play against and I can respect that.

    That said I hope they kinda suck out loud next year and end up 11th from the bottom. Alternatively if they hit 10 or less, hoping for a lottery pick in 2015.

  11. Tom_Brady6969

    It really is incredible how much Marchand lives in the heads of other teams fans. Especially considering that he didnā€™t even have any questionable hits this year.

  12. IdyllicOleander

    Cool, happy birthday Brad.

    On a more positive note… Fuck the Bruins

  13. spenwallce

    When you canā€™t think of anything other than the bruins.

  14. Mandalorian3-3-3

    Heā€™s one of the best players in the league. Everyone wants himā€¦. No one wants to play against him

  15. gelapenosunrise

    Fuck that piece of shit face licker.

  16. Cooper_brain

    As a Coyotes fan…never-mind. No one cares.

  17. I used to understand the hate he got, but heā€™s been an elite player for quite some time now. I have a lot of respect for the way heā€™s developed his game

  18. Heā€™s only 35?! Damn heā€™s only a couple years older than me

  19. blackmesaboogy

    It’s so easy to hate his guts.
    Which I do.

  20. Blueshockeylover

    That picture is from June 12th 2019. I approve.

  21. 71Motorfly

    I love him. I wish there more dudes like him in the league.

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