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I am so pleased to tell you to BRING THE CHEESE!



I am so pleased to tell you to BRING THE CHEESE!

by Chance5e

6 Comments

  1. two_doors__Down

    Let’s take this one in Game Five… Don’t let em hang around boys!

    WE’VE GOT A DATE WITH THE CANES BOYS AND GIRLS

  2. Chance5e

    **Shabbat shalom you rats! It’s Game 5 tonight!** You gotta go get your cheese today before the game! I found this thing at Trader Joe’s that was like a cheddar with scotch bonnet peppers and just the kind of perfect because it’s also Game 6 for the Heat!

    **Panthers vs. Toronto (3-1)** Game 5 at 7:00 (TNT).
    **Knicks vs. Heat (2-3)** Game 6 at 7:30 (ESPN).

    At least we don’t have to put up with the terrible ESPN commentators for the Panthers game.

    Here’s what you’ve got to do. Set up a second TV in your living room. Maybe it’s still there from Wednesday, or you can just bring in the one from your bedroom. That way you can watch both games and use your phone to text Radko Gudas all the poems you wrote about his playoffs beard.

    The Cats have *three chances left* to win this series! I’m going into this game with a smile on my rat face from ear to ear. Barring injury, all we get is bonus hockey. We’re the 8 seed! We were supposed to turn into a pumpkin six games ago and we’re still playing great hockey and flirting with the Prince while our ugly step sister Tampa has to watch.

    Put that glass shoe on my foot, Toronto. I want to feel *pretty.*

  3. Sarkosuchus

    Young Biff “Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here!”

    Old Biff “It’s Leaf you idiot. Make like a tree and Leaf!”

    Thus, Maple Leafs must get out of here.

  4. United_Marionberry_9

    All it takes is one more y’all!! Lets wrap this up boys!

  5. Sitting 3-1 in the second round against the Leaf, month ago this would have been everyone’s dream so let’s enjoy it people.

  6. Einzelganger8

    ![gif](giphy|RlfqkCcxXVHwxN4Pz0|downsized)

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