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Gary Bettman’s dream come true!



Gary Bettman’s dream come true!

by info-warz

44 Comments

  1. brightpixel1

    LfG!!!! Thank you Bettman!!! Hockey belongs in the southh bitchessss

  2. KazooHistorian

    Las Vegas is the northernmost city left in the playoffs…

  3. CaniacGoji

    I’m just here for the tears. Salty gatekeeper tears make for a surprisingly good sweet tea and biscuits, yall! 😉

  4. VGKtilDead

    Lol at all the mad butthurt northerners whose teams couldn’t beat southern and desert/Texas hockey

  5. mister_dinkleman

    The good news is I can now catch up on all my choring I have ignored for the past 3 weeks.

  6. rattlehead42069

    His dream would have been Edmonton vs Toronto final. That would have brought in most viewers and been best for business

  7. GlassHouseRicochet

    Florida going to win their first cup and fill it with rats

  8. Thefreedog56

    Bettmans dream is to have the biggest market teams in it, which happen to be northern teams. Cause that generates the most money and that’s all that slimy fuck cares about. If anything this sticking it to the man

  9. olzabaali

    Imagine being delusional, Canadian hockey fan. The main reason your favourite Canadian team “underperforms” every year.

  10. mattcojo2

    And this is a problem how?

    I love this for the sport.

  11. RockyB95

    I love this so much. These “bad” markets that all you hockey elitists hate so much are going to make these last two rounds so much fun

  12. Strificus

    This is why they have to move playoff games in favour of regular season Baseball matches.

  13. dankpuckk

    SOUTHERN HOCKEY SEMIFINALS! *GROW THE GAME*

  14. smilecrocodile1

    People cry that the NHL sucks at growing the game but then say shit like “I’m no longer interested in the playoffs” because it isn’t Tampa Bay, Colorado, Chicago, Pittsburgh, or Boston in the final 4. Make it make sense. Dallas and Vegas have both recently been in the cup finals but Carolina and Florida it’s been a pretty long time. I for one am happy we for the 2nd straight year are getting a new or pretty new Stanley Cup champion.

  15. Feisty_Definition_66

    Um I honestly want Florida and Vegas to battle for the cup

  16. madleyJo

    As a Red Wings fan, I have no problem with this

  17. Makes me wonder if bettman retires or gets removed, will the cup come back to Canada?

  18. TheZebrraKing

    Already see people online complaining about it. Everyone wants to grow the game intill it actually happens then they say it will be boring

  19. leese216

    I am super excited about these matchups! It’s gonna be an interesting next round!

  20. 3 of the 4 were very predictable. Vegas won the West, Dallas was alive to win the West til the last two games, Carolina won the Metro and also Florida won the Atlantic the year prior and picked up Tkachuk. Makes sense to me.

  21. Serious_Reason5312

    He’d want yotes over Dallas but yeah 🙁

  22. Technical-Bus-8203

    It’s almost as if the SEC has taken over Hockey

  23. EyeHeartBidets

    I wouldn’t call it Bettman’s dream since TNT and ESPN are cringing at the ratings to come

  24. SpaceBass420

    Fucking bullshit us Kraken Loyal have been waiting so fuckin long 😢

  25. habulous74

    Better make sure those rabbit ears on top of the trailer are in good condition!

  26. If the Kings were to replace Vegas, we would have the southernmost team of each division going into the conference final.

  27. canadianinkorea

    Hockey is massive in all these cities which is why the NHL is full of players from these states. Gary Bettman is doing a great job and there is even a chance one or two of these games might sell out (what with the visiting Canadians and all)!

  28. The_Cozy_Burrito

    I am rooting for Florida, they were predicted to lose in the first round. Honestly, what a surprise run it’s been so far

  29. BobBelcher2021

    All that’s missing is the Coyotes, Bettman’s personal project

  30. BobBelcher2021

    If you want to feel better, go watch the new BlackBerry movie about Jim Balsillie. He *screams* at Gary Bettman in a boardroom.

  31. Ta-veren-

    I keep seeing things like this, is there a reason fans think he favours southern teams? New to watching hockey

  32. I’m going Knights vs Panthers, that way it guarantees a new cup winner.

  33. PageElectrical2312

    my bracket is in fucking shambles

  34. Gurthy_Lengthiness

    The South will rise again, eh Gary?

  35. AmonDiexJr

    It’s officially summer in Canada, hockey is over and we’ll see you at the draft…

  36. Haven’t been more excited for an NHL playoff series. This is most unexpected in the best of ways. This is what sets the NHL apart from any other sport!

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