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Show ‘em how it’s done Mysie 💪



As J Pat says, Tyler Myers goes into full stretch preventative defensive mode. It did not work





by JM_717

21 Comments

  1. ProtectionFromStupid

    Someone should tell him you don’t need to tank in the worlds. Stuck in prime regular season form

  2. Ruilin96

    Wow… This isn’t even playing against one of the powerhouse countries, just Switzerland and wow…

  3. I think Myers’ biggest flaw is his lack of hockey IQ. He just doesn’t anticipate the play well or make reads in the moment. His size and the fact he’s a RHD make him more than he is. It’s hard to believe he won the Calder with his play over the past handful of years. The game just feels like it’s passing Myers by.

  4. Defiant-Raspberry-74

    If i just stay here everyone will have to go around me. Even my own team. What play was he trying to stop here?

  5. PS1000ShaftSeal

    How is this guy playing in the NHL with Junior B IQ?

  6. DickheadPrime

    To be fair to him there are four white jerseys within what 20 feet of the net and only two canadians back with less than 10 minutes left in a 2-1 game. He effectively does block the cross ice pass, but he’s just not mobile enough to get back up and the two guys back get absolutely no help from any of the forwards.

    Now, Myers doesn’t look great here but I really don’t think it’s worth piling on him. I’d be more curious what the other three guys are doing up by the blueline when there are four swiss players attacking the net in a close game. Not that I give a shit and neither do the players apparently, but I hate the trend of picking on one guy when the defense were basically abandoned just from looking at this clip. They all just coast back. What the fuck was Myers supposed to do? He either drops down to block the pass across the crease or he takes one of the two players that are alone in front of the net. He can’t do it all and the forwards just don’t get back quick enough on this play.

  7. BrodyCanuck

    Give him a break. The air must be thinner way up there with that giraffe neck.

  8. primacord

    This shit is too fucking funny, lemme just lay down on the job real quick

  9. JTMilleriswortha1st

    Myers is now a national threat

  10. goneballisticagain

    Live by the Chaos Giraffe, die by the Chaos Giraffe

  11. eexxiitt

    OEL doesn’t get enough credit for making him look halfway decent

  12. Time-Dot5984

    Tank Commander Myers: Team Canada Edition

  13. penguin_slayer251

    “This should help my trade value”

    -Tyler Myers, probably.

  14. PoachedPancakes

    Not only did he completely lose his check but he slid into Montembaults pad, hindering his ability to slide over to the blocker side. Godspeed Mysie.

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