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Sergei Bobrovsky ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች



Sergei Bobrovsky ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች

by Raptorlord102

19 Comments

  1. Bumcheeks_marinade

    Might as well try anything at this point

  2. Several_Tangerine956

    Facts my brother spit your shit indeed

  3. ThePlayfulPython

    I’m gonna sage the house again.

    Did it with the Devil series – can’t hurt with this one.

  4. ---stargazer---

    Bro resorting to witchcraft 💀

  5. Carolina_913

    Nahhhh nah nah nah, don’t do that shit. Look at what it cost Calgary last season

    Sure, they managed to get past Dallas/Oettinger. After that? They got destroyed by their arch-rivals in the next round, lost all of their stars over the offseason, had a poor regular season that resulted in the missing the playoffs entirely, and now their coach is fired too.

    Edit: downvote away, but make sure you stop by the flames sub and ask them how cursing the opposing goalie is working out for them. I personally don’t feel like chancing it 💀

  6. caniac96

    This is funny as fuck to be honest , I pray this works LMAO

  7. Scarpeck

    NGl. i cannot condone this post. No team using the dark magic has won this playoffs.

  8. AbundantHypocrisy

    My old roommate from Ohio is baffled. He said Bobrovsky was awful for them most of the time. He said he’s never seen him make some of the saves he’s made against us. Maybe he’ll find his Columbus form starting tonight.

  9. Black_Arrow04

    If the Flames are anything to go off of, and this works, prepare yourselves for the highest of highs and the lowest of lows

  10. apowsawce

    Alright fellas, this is our last chance and – luckily – the game is in Florida tonight. I happen to have [indisputable evidence of Bobrovsky in drag](https://imgur.com/a/crkbQfE) from an undisclosed amount of time ago. So, we just need somebody in the area to show this to DeSantis’ secret dragshow police and that should be enough to get him thrown into a dungeon for the rest of the series. Canes in 7 easy. You’re welcome boys.

  11. dragons_fire77

    Thanks, I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyways

  12. betweenthecastles

    Some dude did a latin curse before this series started. Its all on him

  13. CrownRoyalBlack

    I got you let me put in my 2 cents

    ቅዱስ መስቀል ብርሃኔ ይሁንልኝ! ዘንዶው መሪዬ አይሁን። ሰይጣንን ወለደ! በፍፁም አትፈትኑኝ።
    ከንቱዎችህ! ያቀረብከኝ ክፉ ነው። መርዙን እራስህ ጠጣ! ፕሮፌን! የእባቦች ማርኮች! በአብ በወልድ በመንፈስ ቅዱስ ስም። ወደ ሲኦል ተመልሼ እፈርድብሃለሁ!

  14. turd_fergusonx

    I’ve been around this sub for a long time now and this may be the wildest thing ever posted

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