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I’m not sure if it’s been done before but…



I’m not sure if it’s been done before but…

by RayPetersonn

17 Comments

  1. NotoriousBananaHavoc

    Mike Keen was the biggest ass hat that Mark Messier wore as pride

  2. ebb_omega

    GM: Benning, easily. His only rebuild moves were “suck so hard that we draft well” – our two best traded-for rebuild pieces came from the Gillis years and he let one of them walk for nothing. Keenan was disliked for the Linden trade but that got us Bertuzzi and pieces that would help us land the Sedins, and Bertuzzi was later traded for Luongo.

    Logo: Stick in Rink. No real team success history, and I can probably name a grand total of two players from that era (one of whom became our coach/GM during the skate era).

    Mascot: Prankster Bear was a bit of a Leafs ripoff, and I can’t hate on my boy Fin.

    Most hated team: Fuck The Flames. Toronto a close runner-up, and I’ve got some nostalgia for the Kings rivalries of the 80s (back when I was growing up in Duncan I remember an exhibition game we had in our arena that was Kings-Canucks that led to a bench-clearing brawl) but seriously the long standing history of hatred with the Flames will always make them #1 for me.

    Coach: Let’s just go with Keenan. Had such a contempt for our team and led that bald headed fuck run amok and decimate our team. Though I think if WillieD was in the mix he’d probably take the cake there.

  3. happigofucky

    Keenan, current skate without the Vancouver, fin, leafs, Keenan again, and messier but willing to swap in Francesco

  4. ubcthrowaway-01

    I hate Chicago simply due to the lottery this year

  5. Klunkey

    Allvin shouldn’t even be on there, he’s doing a good job so far.

  6. vikingjayX

    Why are the Rangers not on the list of hated teams?

    I F*n hate those ass-hats.

  7. geezuz83

    I’d like to add Rick Ley to the coaching pool

  8. TheGreatNathan

    Add John Torterella to the coaching list.

  9. MarvelousOxman

    Keenan

    Tie between the skate and V, depends on the application but I really don’t like the colours.

    The bear

    The Leafs

    Keenan

    Messier in the middle with his arms up grinning about how he just swindled us

  10. therocksays13

    I can’t believe people are picking Keenan over Benning. Keenan’s run was less than 1.5 years. He made some good moves to get rid of an ageing core. Benning set this team back for a decade, and his moves will still be felt for years going forward.

  11. CamaroGirl96

    The worst player one is hard, but I think I’m going to have to go with Mark Messier.

  12. NubCak1

    Where’s Desjardins and Green in the coaches.

  13. damniwishiwasurlover

    Keenan, late 90s/early 00s Orca (don’t like the colours), Finn, Boston, Keenan.

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