Fuck all you wannabe future local Coyote sluts. They are Desert Dogs and will find a home here in the Valley somewhere. Can’t a boy dream? 🌵🌵🌵🌵
TyWebbTheLegend
SLC Pucks
Ginger-Beefcake
Don’t really care where, anywhere that the franchise could realistically land will be less of a leech in the league. I understand there are great, passionate fans of the team, but the revenue sharing numbers don’t lie, and they couldn’t pay their bills. It’s far beyond time to move, there’s been teams in much more successful markets that have had to relocate.
Hopfit46
“We didit harder, we did it faster, and we did it with more love baby!!!”
Melodic-Bug-9022
If they’re moved to SLC, which I doubt happens, I really hope they can acquire the rights to the Utah Grizzlies name and logos (past and present), and I’d love the green/brown color scheme in the NHL
myext12
SLC Massacre.
“The Mountain Meadows Massacre (September 7–11, 1857) was a series of attacks during the Utah War that resulted in the mass murder of at least 120 members of the Baker–Fancher emigrant wagon train.[1][a] The massacre occurred in the southern Utah Territory at Mountain Meadows, and was perpetrated by settlers from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) involved with the Utah Territorial Militia (officially called the Nauvoo Legion) who recruited and were aided by some Southern Paiute Native Americans.[2] The wagon train, made up mostly of families from Arkansas, was bound for California, traveling on the Old Spanish Trail that passed through the Territory.”
Not a terrible idea for like a minor league team. They can get away with stuff like this lol
TonyLawntana
I think this is a r/woosh for some fans lol
OldStuff1909
Stormin Mormons
wickedheadrust
Salt Lake City 3% ABV or less
naterr3343
Only posers die
TheMichaelN
“We didn’t sell out. We bought in.”
– The SLC Punks inaugural season motto
arp492022
Would make more sense than the Jazz 🤣
VincentLecavalier04
This sucks
Grizzly_Addams
SLC Sister Wives has a dece ring to it.
shanster925
Whenever they get scored on they play the “only posers die!” scene on the Jumbotron
NervousBreakdown
Might as well call it slc punk 3 because it will be even worse than the sequel.
mls5594
Any random name would be fitting. I mean their most notable team is the jazz, because we all think of Utah when we think of jazz music.
I know they were relocated there, but it’s still funny to me
braywarshawsky
Suck on a D…
You can have an expansion team.
Hands off my Yotes!
Square_Saltine
Only posers die
tryingtodefendhim
SLC Drybeds
ViralGameover
Would automatically become my favorite hockey team
Deanbell1223
God no, I can already imagine what the mascot and fans would be dressed as.
Commercial_Ad707
SLC Polygamist sounds cooler
jackasspenguin
As long as they play some exhibition games at the liquor/porn/fireworks plaza in Evanston, Wyoming I’m for it
zeroviz72
How about the “SLC Polygamists” and the logo can just be those stick figure families with all the kids you see on the back of mini vans?… I’m just kidding of course lol
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I prefer the SLC religious zealots
Fuck all you wannabe future local Coyote sluts. They are Desert Dogs and will find a home here in the Valley somewhere. Can’t a boy dream? 🌵🌵🌵🌵
SLC Pucks
Don’t really care where, anywhere that the franchise could realistically land will be less of a leech in the league. I understand there are great, passionate fans of the team, but the revenue sharing numbers don’t lie, and they couldn’t pay their bills. It’s far beyond time to move, there’s been teams in much more successful markets that have had to relocate.
“We didit harder, we did it faster, and we did it with more love baby!!!”
If they’re moved to SLC, which I doubt happens, I really hope they can acquire the rights to the Utah Grizzlies name and logos (past and present), and I’d love the green/brown color scheme in the NHL
SLC Massacre.
“The Mountain Meadows Massacre (September 7–11, 1857) was a series of attacks during the Utah War that resulted in the mass murder of at least 120 members of the Baker–Fancher emigrant wagon train.[1][a] The massacre occurred in the southern Utah Territory at Mountain Meadows, and was perpetrated by settlers from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) involved with the Utah Territorial Militia (officially called the Nauvoo Legion) who recruited and were aided by some Southern Paiute Native Americans.[2] The wagon train, made up mostly of families from Arkansas, was bound for California, traveling on the Old Spanish Trail that passed through the Territory.”
[For those who don’t know the old mascot](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9f/b5/6f/9fb56fbbdebc0b13e87260b78855ee24.jpg)
Such a good movie.
Most likely the SLC Golden Plates
Not a terrible idea for like a minor league team. They can get away with stuff like this lol
I think this is a r/woosh for some fans lol
Stormin Mormons
Salt Lake City 3% ABV or less
Only posers die
“We didn’t sell out. We bought in.”
– The SLC Punks inaugural season motto
Would make more sense than the Jazz 🤣
This sucks
SLC Sister Wives has a dece ring to it.
Whenever they get scored on they play the “only posers die!” scene on the Jumbotron
Might as well call it slc punk 3 because it will be even worse than the sequel.
Any random name would be fitting. I mean their most notable team is the jazz, because we all think of Utah when we think of jazz music.
I know they were relocated there, but it’s still funny to me
Suck on a D…
You can have an expansion team.
Hands off my Yotes!
Only posers die
SLC Drybeds
Would automatically become my favorite hockey team
God no, I can already imagine what the mascot and fans would be dressed as.
SLC Polygamist sounds cooler
As long as they play some exhibition games at the liquor/porn/fireworks plaza in Evanston, Wyoming I’m for it
How about the “SLC Polygamists” and the logo can just be those stick figure families with all the kids you see on the back of mini vans?… I’m just kidding of course lol