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I don’t know who’s for the Arizona Coyotes moving to Salt Lake City, but hear me out…



I don’t know who’s for the Arizona Coyotes moving to Salt Lake City, but hear me out…

by BumpyWire83

30 Comments

  1. Particular_Stop_3332

    I prefer the SLC religious zealots

  2. DJ_McFish

    Fuck all you wannabe future local Coyote sluts. They are Desert Dogs and will find a home here in the Valley somewhere. Can’t a boy dream? 🌵🌵🌵🌵

  3. Ginger-Beefcake

    Don’t really care where, anywhere that the franchise could realistically land will be less of a leech in the league. I understand there are great, passionate fans of the team, but the revenue sharing numbers don’t lie, and they couldn’t pay their bills. It’s far beyond time to move, there’s been teams in much more successful markets that have had to relocate.

  4. Hopfit46

    “We didit harder, we did it faster, and we did it with more love baby!!!”

  5. Melodic-Bug-9022

    If they’re moved to SLC, which I doubt happens, I really hope they can acquire the rights to the Utah Grizzlies name and logos (past and present), and I’d love the green/brown color scheme in the NHL

  6. myext12

    SLC Massacre.

    “The Mountain Meadows Massacre (September 7–11, 1857) was a series of attacks during the Utah War that resulted in the mass murder of at least 120 members of the Baker–Fancher emigrant wagon train.[1][a] The massacre occurred in the southern Utah Territory at Mountain Meadows, and was perpetrated by settlers from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) involved with the Utah Territorial Militia (officially called the Nauvoo Legion) who recruited and were aided by some Southern Paiute Native Americans.[2] The wagon train, made up mostly of families from Arkansas, was bound for California, traveling on the Old Spanish Trail that passed through the Territory.”

  7. Accurate-Leg-6684

    Not a terrible idea for like a minor league team. They can get away with stuff like this lol

  8. TonyLawntana

    I think this is a r/woosh for some fans lol

  9. TheMichaelN

    “We didn’t sell out. We bought in.”

    – The SLC Punks inaugural season motto

  10. arp492022

    Would make more sense than the Jazz 🤣

  11. Grizzly_Addams

    SLC Sister Wives has a dece ring to it.

  12. shanster925

    Whenever they get scored on they play the “only posers die!” scene on the Jumbotron

  13. NervousBreakdown

    Might as well call it slc punk 3 because it will be even worse than the sequel.

  14. mls5594

    Any random name would be fitting. I mean their most notable team is the jazz, because we all think of Utah when we think of jazz music.

    I know they were relocated there, but it’s still funny to me

  15. braywarshawsky

    Suck on a D…

    You can have an expansion team.

    Hands off my Yotes!

  16. ViralGameover

    Would automatically become my favorite hockey team

  17. Deanbell1223

    God no, I can already imagine what the mascot and fans would be dressed as.

  18. jackasspenguin

    As long as they play some exhibition games at the liquor/porn/fireworks plaza in Evanston, Wyoming I’m for it

  19. zeroviz72

    How about the “SLC Polygamists” and the logo can just be those stick figure families with all the kids you see on the back of mini vans?… I’m just kidding of course lol

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