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74 Round 1 – Jordan Burroughs (Sunkist Kids) vs. Kyle Dake (TMWC)


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  1. I wrestled Dake, teched him twice, pinned him 3 times then tore my ACL/Achilles/& Vagina all @ the same time and never was able to wrestle again unfortunately. Then I beat everyone in the Universe; & pinned JB in less than 8 seconds. He cried and called Lauren to help. Then after the ACL tear, I shat myself in the singlet so humiliating with diarrhoea from having the Flu during the match that I decided to take my Aisics off right then and their and left them in the middle of the mat to finish my career. I’m forever banned from USA Wrestling Events now for being known as the best Wrestler in the Universe, who shat in his singlet and left my Matflexs next to the puddle of diarrhoea @ The US Open. I’m from Iran, so I apologize for the broken English. Again, though…best Wrestler in the Universe that I even took out Thanos on Titan while his mother watched; who I then proceeded to bang out who’s now pregnant with our child. We’re unsure yet if he will follow his Fathers footsteps and Wrestle ☝🏾 day! Now I just catch Pedophiles and do God’s Work! 😉

  2. It’s not as fun to watch when guys just try to push the other out of circle for a point I like it when they go for the real action if I wanna see guys just push out of a circle I’ll put on some sumo

  3. I don’t know a lot about freestyle but I thought if there’s a tie the last wrestler to score wins the match. On what criteria did Dake win this match?

  4. Does anybody else not understand how 6 v 6 is a w for kyle and not a tie lol wrestlers i guess arent the best with math haha

  5. Not here because of Ben. I been watching JB, and Kyle Dake for a long time now. Legends of legends.

  6. To all those casuals saying, "Ben brought him here".
    This guy is an 'Olympic Gold Medalist'.
    I hope that answers all your questions.

  7. Didn’t dake beat Burroughs in the Olympic trials and then dake got teched in the Olympics ? After that , Burroughs said ok.. time to change weight classes. LoL

  8. Kyle Dake FINALLY wins one?!?! What do country folks say? Every now and then even a blind hog will find an acorn. Burroughs will always be king – Dake is a really good wrestler – he’s just not good enough to beat an Olympic level athlete.

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