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The Carolina Hurricanes: A Brass Bonanza



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After seeing my “works”, the Carolina Hurricanes organization (or at least someone impersonating them) requested my services to help assist in the team’s advertising efforts for the home stretch of the season. The following video was the result of such efforts.

44 Comments

  1. You should Revisit this team now… 2022. Really dissect them now!!

  2. Well now the Hurricanes are a beyond elite group that pisses us off by their sheer power, mainly Raleigh becoming heaven for goalies as seen by Freddy and Rantaa this year who have rebounded after a bit of mediocrity, and Nedeljkovic, who on a team that isn’t the Canes is letting in own goals off himself and being the main headliner of 2 10+ allowed goal games for the Wings, you can thank the Canes defence for making team a goalies paradise. May the brass bonanza grant Carolina the ultimate dream of making it to the final.

  3. Oh please, if they make the Cup Finals, please bring back Hurricanes Man for the Hater's Guide. If they don't make it, then please bring him back for it anyway. Either way, We the People of DemocraTree demand more Hurricanes Man appearances.

  4. Please for the love of god bring back Hurricanes Man either in the Congrats Hurricanes video or the Hater's Guide to the Finals.

  5. I actually met Justins parents when I was at the wilds game they were nice folks this is because Justin is also a Minnesotan

  6. This makes me happy to see how good we have become, literally ranked number 2 in attendance this year

  7. Well things have definitely changed

    Edit: CONGRATS YOU HAVE (ONCE AGAIN) BEEN SWEPT IN THE ECF

  8. Whose here after Matthew Tkachuk ended it in OT for the 2nd straight game and now the Panthers are up 2-0 in their series.

  9. Panthers up 3-0.

    Sniffing at the door for a sweep in the Eastern Final…

    He better bring back the Brass Bonanza if they complete the sweep, lol.

  10. PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES AS WE CANT STOP MATTHEW TKACHUK AT ALL EVEN IN THE DYING SECONDS, AS WE GET SWEPT IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS.

  11. RAAAALLLLLEEEEEIGGHHHHHH WE GOT OUR ASSES SWEPT BY A TEAM THAT WASNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS BUT PLEASE KEEP COMING TO OUR GAAAAMMMESSS!

  12. Crazy how much can change in 6 years. From being at the bottom of the league in nearly everything and having numerous talks about relocating all the way to a consistent cup contending team (still can't win a conference finals game tho), in the top 5 in average attendance now , and just an amazing turnaround for the franchise in this time.

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